A man is sitting in his house staring sadly at the floor. His neighbour comes for a visit. The neighbour tries to start a conversation but the guy will hardly talk. Finally the neighbour asks what the problem is. "Well," the guy says, "my wife won't speak to me ." "Why?" says the neighbour. The guy says: "Well, she asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly." "Thats easy, just say: of course I will!" says the neighbour. "Yes, thats what I meant to say, but what came out was: "Of course I DO."
I missed Y!A for the past week, hope you guys r still rocking the site.
2006-06-06 21:15:07 · 9 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey nice libra guy, thanks for the laugh, tht was great.
2006-06-06 22:43:59 · update #1
Yeah, i was wondering where did u go!!!!
Thats a good one!!!
Here is one for you!!
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
'Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.'
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' And so, here we are!'
2006-06-06 22:28:25 · answer #1 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
A- 11. I truly detest dream openers. B- 5. it truly is already cliche, amd they are dull so I extra factors :3 C- 4. it truly is more suitable of a young person reasonable fiction ingredient. And any such huge quantity of people use targets at present it variety of feels to have slipped out of the norm. E- 2. Eccentric, yet cool, and uncommon. F- 0- I quite have not in any respect heard of this earlier. it truly is inventive and ingenious :) G- 5- it truly is type of cliche, yet i love it. H- 7. yet nevertheless relaxing to study. I- 6. back, more suitable of a young person ingredient. yet nevertheless cliche. J- 10. truly overused. ORDER F E C G B I H J A
2016-12-06 11:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-06-06 21:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one - word play - keep it up 10+
2006-06-06 22:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's great 10/10 check ya later ♥
2006-06-06 21:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a great one! 10+ !
keep rocking !
2006-06-06 21:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...great one gurl
2006-06-06 21:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it? whats the question? @_@
2006-06-06 21:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by celbone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-06 21:36:43 · answer #9 · answered by truble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋