Being a statue - Another naughty joke foru all?

Question

A woman was in bed with her lover, Steve, when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner."
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Martins bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us, too."
No more was said about the statue -- not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue'. "Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Martins for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."

Answer 1

Hey man, tht was awesome, I need to get me a statue.

Answer 2

Now, that's funny! Hahahahaha Perfect 10

Answer 3

LOL! Oldie, but still funny, nonetheless!

Here's something for you, too:

Who's Guilty?
Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!"... And man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn it, I am the husband!"

:o)

Answer 4

Nice one. I'd give it 8/10.

Answer 5

that was brillient. I want a husband like that lol

Answer 6

ha ha

Answer 7

lol. that husband is very understanding... in all sense of the word.

Answer 8

Good one. Keep rocking.





--- LeeeN @ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes

Answer 9

lmao! Good morning sir...i quess i've seen that somewhere..lol..and still is FUNNY when i read it... thx

Answer 10

Are u this compassionate,PD..He He