THE DEAD DUCK:
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery.
As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead", he replied.
"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£150!", she cried, "£150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been 20, but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan........................................?
2006-06-06 20:19:59 · 16 answers · asked by Hakit. 4 in Pets ➔ Dogs
I'll give it a 10. That's one of the best I've heard in a while.
2006-06-07 02:57:47 · answer #1 · answered by cardinalfanusa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
4
2006-06-06 20:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by Arsalan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-06-06 20:31:37 · answer #3 · answered by n_banderas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-06-06 20:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely an 8
2006-06-06 20:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by Tami T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My rating for the Joke is 7
2006-06-06 20:22:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it about a six.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read!" - Groucho Marx
2006-06-07 05:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by Danger, Will Robinson! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it 8
2006-06-06 20:43:47 · answer #8 · answered by souni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this joke is pretty funny.
I'd give it a 7.
It made me smile (which most jokes don't), but it didn't make me laugh.
2006-06-06 20:25:36 · answer #9 · answered by zen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u have a gud sense of humour keep it up
my rating-8
2006-06-06 21:21:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋