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An army camp in a desert that just received a new commander. During his first inspection everything checked out except one thing. There was a camel tied to a tree at the end of the camp. The commander asked what it was for, one of the soldiers who had been stationed there for a while told him that the men sometimes get lonely since there where no woman so they have the camel.
The commander just let that go, but after a few weeks he was feeling very lonely so he ordered the men to bring the camel into his tent. The men did, and he went to work on it. After about an hour the commander came out zipped up his pants and said,"So is that how the other men do it?" One of the men responded, "No we usually just use the camel to ride into town."

2006-06-06 20:12:02 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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That is so true in the middle east! My neighbor did our other neighbors dog! Sick people!

Funny joke... but sick..

2006-06-07 01:54:07 · answer #1 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0 2

Heard it before...and it's still so damn funny !!!...bravo.

ok, this guy goes into a brothel...but all he has is $5.00. The madam says go into room 10. The man does, but all thats there is a rabbit. He is so damn horny so he goes after the rabbit. He chases the rabbit for an hour, catches it, and has his way with it. The next day, he goes to the same brothel, with another $5.00. The madam says go to room 8. He does, but its real dark. All he could see is a man looking through a one way mirror. He sits next to the man and in the other room, there are 2 girls making out. He says to the man "wow, this is great!". The man says back "yea, you should have been here yesterday...this man was chasing some rabbit...".

2006-06-06 20:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0 0

Now thats a good one!!!!!! Yeah.......... Naughty!!!

And here is one for you!!! This one is naughty too!!

Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around and saw a big Black Bear. The Black Bear said, "Don, you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex." Don decided to bend over.

He felt sore for two weeks, but Don soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him. The Grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex."

Again, Don thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge.

But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there. The Polar Bear said, "Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?

2006-06-06 22:43:41 · answer #3 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0 0

between the funniest grew to become into this guy who grew to become into approximately 60, he recognized like a homeless man or woman yet actually had a place to stay. He for sure had some psychological subject concerns (yet i'm no longer making exciting of that). He walked all around and regarded completely chuffed. I observed him in a delightful's ice cream parlor at some point sitting on the counter. He grew to become into ingesting an ice cream cone, had it throughout his face, moustache, beard, and it purely regarded so amazing because of the fact he did no longer care, he grew to become into purely lovin' it!

2016-09-28 04:09:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

LoLzzzzzzzzzzzzz
That is so funny
ROTFLSHUCOOHN (Rolls On The Floor Laughing So Hard Urine Comes Out Of Her Nose)

2006-06-06 20:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by Curiosity 5 · 0 0

You rock man!
10+




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2006-06-07 06:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0 0

Oh no! man tht was naughty, really, u strike again.

2006-06-06 20:57:23 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0 0

i guess that's an old joke re-worked, still funny

2006-06-06 20:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by raulsanchez1988 2 · 0 0

thats a damn funny joke haha

2006-06-06 20:19:57 · answer #9 · answered by till death do us part is unreal 2 · 0 0

kind of funny but very old joke.

2006-06-06 20:16:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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