Rock a by baby on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock, when the bow breaks the credle will fall, DOWN WILL COME BABY SPLAT ON THE FLOOR. lol I realy sang this to my two children when babys and as I laughed so did thay.
2006-06-06 20:07:59 · 21 answers · asked by littlebrother1961 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-2 you are sick and twisted
2006-06-06 20:09:05 · answer #1 · answered by rachellynn200 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
10/10 i think some people need a sense of humour transplant if they dont find that funny. get a life people its only a rhyme im sure he didn't actually threw a baby from the top of a tree (although that would be amusing) What sound do you think it would make when it hit the floor.
2006-06-07 00:25:16 · answer #2 · answered by Gary H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dunno why most of the folks who answered ur joke are so nasty with arid senses of humor!!!!! I loved all those rhymes when i was a kid.
remember this one?
"there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she didnt know wot to do... (i guess there was no birth control then lol!) she gave them some broth without any bread and she whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed..."
ha hahahahaha
i really loved all those rhymes/ lullaby. Does a lullaby have to rhyme... so far as it soothes the kids, u made it...
cheers!
2006-06-06 20:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Rare Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Funny. The original song is just as horrible anyway. Why not make a big laugh out of it? Your kids are probably fearless. 10!
2006-06-06 20:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by beckini 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.....etc
....all the king's horses and all the king's men
couldn't put Humpty together again.
..and we had this read to us as young children? no wonder why we are so screwed up !!!
2006-06-06 20:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to ring social services. But fist can i have 10 points?
2006-06-09 05:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 man i dotn care what thye say babys falling and painting the floor red its funny as hell
2006-06-06 20:23:35 · answer #7 · answered by till death do us part is unreal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10.i really did laugh.i dont know why.cool.ur joke has supernatural powers to make 1 laugh!!!
2006-06-09 00:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by kitty pride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute... i sing hush little baby don't you cry or mama will punch you in the eye and if that eye won't turn black and blue mama's gonna beat you with her shoe... we keep making stuff up to put in my kids love it
2006-06-06 20:52:54 · answer #9 · answered by charbarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is cute, I used to tell my niece that if I unscrewed her bellybutton her butt would fall off. Kids are so much fun.
2006-06-06 20:09:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 its pretty funny.
Kids love the grotesque as anyone who remembers their own childhood would know.
2006-06-06 20:42:44 · answer #11 · answered by Ben C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋