sexual intercourse......ahhhhh....just wondering....
2006-06-06 18:17:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
GOTTI....TALK TO ME, NOT FOXY! I WILL GET VERY ANGRY AND POSSIBLY REPORT YOU. I AM USING CAPS........
2006-06-08 02:25:44 · update #1
BISCUTFIRER.....CALL ME.
2006-06-08 13:37:03 · update #2
BADKARMA...i'm scared...I THINK I KNOW YOU!!!
2006-06-08 17:01:02 · update #3
Two weeks ago an insurance broad came to my house and tried to sell me life insurance. One thing led to a lot, and I accidentally snapped the broom stick off in her dumper. She remained on all fours until the paramedics took her away on a stretcher. I had to finish by myself. Still looking for insurance!
2006-06-08 17:22:20 · answer #1 · answered by Bent 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋
OK no, ........but my uncle who is a surgeon told me the story of a so called 'straight' guy that ended up in casualty and a great deal of pain.... he would not tell the front desk what was wrong and was obviously embarrassed about something... anyway he finally gets some 1 to 1 time with a male consultant who is concerned with the shiftiness and a buzzing mechanical sound coming from the man and calls security...lol... finally, and after gathering quite a crowd,the guy admits to his problem...... a vibrator was stuck up his rectum and had somehow crawled further and further up the mans back......
ewwwwwww ouch....fricken nasty
2006-06-10 19:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I know this gay dude that has been to the emergency room several times after having intercourse, because of bleeding from the rectum.
2006-06-07 01:34:55 · answer #3 · answered by hutson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. I cut myself on my fly being overly eager. I had to get four stitches. What a joy to be remembered. If I had been treated by people at the hospital with straight faces I think the experience would have been far less tramautic.
2006-06-08 13:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he. This is absolutely true: I threw out my back and pulled some abdominal muscles a few weeks back due to sexual intercourse. I did NOT got to th ER though. I really didn't want to hear "Oh, it's you...again"
2006-06-07 21:55:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So this one time we were having sex in a hammock...wait wait wait wait...
the end is the better part...
we were both naked...when 911 shows up... the ex is passed out on the floor, and I have a dislocated shoulder...
try explaining THAT to the Dr.
2006-06-07 21:19:39 · answer #6 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time i was ******* my GF with a golf club and i pushed it too hard and she had too be rushed to hospital after she started Hemorrhaging. She lost 3 pints of blood and i couldn't have sex for 6 months so i left her for another woman.
2006-06-09 20:01:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately yes,I have a bad knee from a skiing accident and it went out on me one afternoon.And no I won't give details, let's just say don't try everything you see in books.And if it happens in the afternoon blame it on housework not the UPS man.... (ô¿~)
2006-06-09 13:37:21 · answer #8 · answered by i_m_anglefire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was this time that we spent 1 hour looking around the bed for a missing tongue ring before we realized the one place we hadn't looked..... needless to say the doctors thought that was great and made a big deal about asking him if he would like it back
2006-06-08 13:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I once got a frozen pig's tail stuck up my a$$. Tho, it wasn't as embarrassing as when I had to have the lamp extracted. What a night!
2006-06-08 16:03:02 · answer #10 · answered by ******** 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋