mmmmmm i was just out in the sun today sunbathing sexily in my backyard and my hot body is all tan and sexy right now mmmmmm theres nothin like layin in the sun with a pina colda with extra bacardi rum to sip on and a pack of parliament lights to enjoy the afternoon. Mmmm are you jealous of my looks and my hot summer days?
2006-06-06 18:03:55 · 24 answers · asked by The Dish 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no y should i be?
2006-06-06 18:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by joey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like you might be a drag queen, and am I jealous? No, not at all! I try to picture you in my mind, and all I can see is poisen ivy on a hot summer day. How can you lay around all day smoking parliaments and drinking pina colidas, when most people have to work? Are you smoking and drinking up your childrens welfare check??
2006-06-07 01:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by dogwoodpetal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell no! I am allergic to the heat, so give me Alaska any day! And who cares about a sun tanned body, you are only gonna make yourself look like shoe leather later on in life! Not to mention causing damage to your skin and possible skin Cancer. Jealous? No honey I'm not.
2006-06-07 01:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....so do you want me to get a hard-on reading this? Is that the effect this is supposed to have?
I don't even know if you're a guy or girl.
And also, sounds like you've got a Narcississtic complex where you love yourself more than anything else. At least you aren't without a lover on those hot summer nights!!!
2006-06-07 01:06:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. I'm not jelous, because I don't really like sun bathing, alcoholic drinks, and backyard insects.
2006-06-07 01:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by -_- 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should I be jealous of you? I'm brilliant, sexy, hot as hell, wealthy, and all around perfect in every way ... plus I'm humble.
...and it's hot where I live too.
2006-06-07 02:58:09 · answer #6 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, there's nothing quite like skin poisoning or skin cancer later on in life for getting all those lovely sun tans.
Bet you look good.
2006-06-07 01:06:45 · answer #7 · answered by redhead_indy81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what you look like, but it sounds like you had a nice day today. Good for you. Remember your sun screen.
2006-06-07 01:12:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. I prefer drinking Margaritas under an umbrella.
Watch out for signs of skin cancer, by the way.....
2006-06-07 01:06:39 · answer #9 · answered by Terisu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was kinda jealous untill you mentioned the stinky death sticks...so, you want cancer on the outside and on the inside? Enjoy the chemo, you sexy B*tch! :-)
2006-06-07 01:06:44 · answer #10 · answered by The Nag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I feel sorry for you.
You are a loner with low self esteem. You should go to a psychologist.
2006-06-07 01:07:26 · answer #11 · answered by csucdartgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋