they come up with some whoppers, if you can narrow it down to one thing they have said that will really make a funny memory for years to come what would it be?
2006-06-06 17:56:54 · 20 answers · asked by leo 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
I teach preschool and daily, have a funny story for my husband. Here are some favorites.
Two 3 year old girls were riding tricycles. One bumped into the one if front of her and said "F***ing traffic!"
"Look how fast these shoes make me run!"
I was counting with a 4 year old from 1 to 10. When we got to 10 he looked up and said "10 is the lottest number."
A little girl was singing the days of the week song. She sang "Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday" stopped and looked and me and said "Thursday we're going to Disneyland!!!!"
A little boy was polishing an anatomically correct moose and said "I'm just polishing his johnson."
I saw a tiger yesterday a long time ago.
We had a police officer visit. When he left, a 4 year old girl said to me "He didn't even try and shoot us!"
I love my job!
2006-06-07 08:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by marnonyahoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg...i am laughing so hard i have tears running down my face....the funniest thing my son said recently was " There's no baby in there" This was the morning after my husband explained to him that for us to have a new baby, mommy and daddy had to sleep alone in their bed. When he got up the next day, he went into our bedroom for a couple of minutes. When he came out, he looked at us and (with a totally confused look on his face) said " There's no baby in there." After we quit laughing, I had to explain to him that Daddy left out a few parts of the baby making process and that it would be a LONG time before we had a baby. His response was "Hilly Daddy" (Silly Daddy).
2006-06-08 18:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother was 3 when Dad was across the street with him and talking to our neighbor. When the neighbor commented "Oh, what a handsome little Pollock you are." my brother said clear as day "I'm not a Pollock, I'm a white boy!" I can still remember laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe and that was 39 years ago.
2006-06-06 18:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have 2. My daughter scibbled with crayon on the back of our antique rocker and her dad asked her "who did this" and she said "mommy did"
My daughter was in preschool and cussed and didn't get in trouble because the teachers couldn't stop laughing because it was such appropriate cussing. She pulled out a box with blocks in it and a piece from something else was in the box, she turned to the teacher with the piece in her hand and calmly asked "what the hell is this".
2006-06-06 18:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by alltheanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My niece, when in pre-school, bumped her head one day as she got out of the car. Very matter-of-factly, she quoted my brother, in the exact same tone of voice that he uses when he bangs himself up, "You no-good dirty S** of a B****. She was quite serious, and didn't think anything of it.
My mom and I nearly choked to death trying to keep her from seeing just how hard we were laughing. Ironically, she's the third generation that uses that phrase in just that way for just that purpose. My dad uses it. My sister, brother, and I all use it, and now my niece. My nephew is almost certainly the next!
2006-06-06 18:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by weirina85 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joe Biden - "we ought to spend more suitable funds so we do not bypass broke." Nancy Pelosi - "for each dollar we spend in unemployment checks, we pump $2 into the monetary equipment." Barack Obama - "You did not create that business enterprise. somebody else created that business enterprise!" yet there are thousands. it truly is in basic terms the properly 3 that come to thoughts for me.
2016-12-06 11:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was more of what she did. She took one of my checks and made a copy of it on my printer then cut it out. Then she took it to school and filled it out in her handwriting and tried to buy ice cream in the cafeteria. I got a call from her school and I was humiliated. It was funny but I felt kinda bad for her later on
2006-06-06 18:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by Tina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, im quite pregnant and feeling frumpy, so i'd gone out and gotten myself a pretty new dress. While in my bedroom preening in front of the mirror over how nice i thought i looked, my 4 yr old son walked in and said " oh mummy, you look like a giant pretty marshmellow!". Thanks son, i feel much better now. at least he said pretty.
2006-06-06 18:17:24 · answer #8 · answered by mandy n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husbands name is Gary and when I call him our 2 year old repeats his name. My husband was mowing the lawn in our front yard and our son was walking out the door into the backyard and yelled...Gwry, weh-ah-yew (Gary, where are you)?
2006-06-06 18:11:21 · answer #9 · answered by chrissy757 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when my daughter was a pre-schooler, we were driving and a car was passing in our lane, kinda close to us and she said, "Mommy do that thing, you do", I being a little confused asked what thing and she said you know that finger thing.
2006-06-08 03:23:53 · answer #10 · answered by winterwillow2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋