One of the reasons I ask is because I'm going down for a military entrance exam in about 2 weeks - but I have a problem. My girlfriend likes to get a little kinky in bed and the other night she used one of her toys on me... Not exactly something I'm proud of now, but you know how it goes when you're drunk and caught up in the moment.... ahem.. anyway, will the doctor be able to tell that this happened to me? If so, will they tell me I can't join if they think I'm gay? Maybe I could just explain what happened if he somehow notices.. I'd hate to be denied entrance into the military because of something that silly.
2006-06-06 16:54:26 · 11 answers · asked by lagtastic86 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I don't think the doc will care, and they don't so much look at is as stick their finger in it to check your prostate. At least now you won't be so freaked out when he does. (Sorry, had to say it.) I would recommend not to tell that story around at BCT though. Thank you for your support in the military.
P.S. bostonianinmo, LOL!!!
2006-06-07 00:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by desiderio 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-06 23:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by hafner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Why does the doctor look at your butthole for a physical exam?
One of the reasons I ask is because I'm going down for a military entrance exam in about 2 weeks - but I have a problem. My girlfriend likes to get a little kinky in bed and the other night she used one of her toys on me... Not exactly something I'm proud of now, but you know how it goes...
2015-08-18 10:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by Cecily 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That doctor is an expert on buttholes. He has probably seen thousands. My boyfriend told me all about the whole "bend over and spread" part of the physical. But anyhow, yes he can tell if you have had something in your ***. The normal butthole has about 18 wrinkles. If you have less than that he will know.
2006-06-06 17:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He might notice, but he can't ask you the big question. He's also bound to confidentiality, so feel free to tell him what happened, but only if he asks. He's looking for cancer, by the way.
My entrance exam, he just kinda peeked in there. He was more embarassed than I was. Don't sweat it. They aren't looking for too many reasons to keep you out. Drugs and maybe actually showing up to the processing station drunk are about it.
2006-06-06 16:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by Schmorgen 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They're looking for hemorrhoids and worms and evidence of rectal bleeding, a sign of colorectal cancer.
If you were that seriously injured by the incident, you should see a doctor.
If you weren't injured, there's nothing there that's going to show in 2 weeks, so no worries.
BTW, compare the size of the "toy" to one of your turds. Probably not a lot of difference, eh? No worries!
2006-06-06 17:39:22 · answer #6 · answered by Bostonian In MO 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry, but maybe you should think about keeping that morsel of info to yourself!
2006-06-07 03:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by jordanjd4 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are also looking for potential prostate problems.
2006-06-07 09:41:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's always the don't ask don't tell policy.
2006-06-06 16:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by XxAMANDAxX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no problem,if they discover,tell them that when you were oiling your dads gauge 10 shot gun,you slipped and it entered your hole.they will appriciate it since it is a shooting gun.
2006-06-07 08:38:04 · answer #10 · answered by adm_maaf 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋