Should I make sure the water isn't blue first???
2006-06-06 14:20:24 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
LMAO!!!!!!! tell your mother in law to get her own bowl, the water blue lol no let it go green and then let her lick it. hahaha
2006-06-06 21:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Following todays FAQ post from a good friend, I will try to be relevant, clear, use good grammar and be sincere and complete in my answer.
If you really want some grins, do whatever comes naturally to turn the water green first.
I think the correct term is "Taking the wife's mom to the pool."
To alleviate this problem, I suggest that you inquire as to the availability of a cast-iron, spring loaded, hair triggered toilet seat lid for just such an occasion. I have included a PIC of my toilet seat that has been sucessfully deployed twice.
It took a little doing (and I'm going to revisit it as my craftsmanship wasn't completely up to par), but with a few well placed fish hooks and some spackling compound to seal them up, it can make for a particularly nasty few hours for the EMT's (assuming, of course, they are called).
Well, our friend's FAQ suggested that we respect the asker's concerns and be sympathetic. Well, I am. I had two mothers-in-law too ... once. Not any more.
I sincerely hope that this helps you in some way.
2006-06-06 22:28:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep your mothier in law out of the bathroom while you are cooking and let her help ya! Just lock that restroom door , Nothing is less appetising than dining with someone who has blue teeth and a tongue
2006-06-07 20:35:06 · answer #3 · answered by KatGotHerTongue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok come on. Fess up. You really are a cat aren't you?
And you married outside of your species. And now you are so regretting the fact. See? I told you cats and dogs just do not mix. Look what you have to deal with now with your marmaduke-in-law. Get out...get out now. Say it: Me-oooout.
2006-06-07 15:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the next time you are sure she is going to be there and lick the bowl..make something fake..and make sure she licks it...make it super horribly tasting and make it so so bad that she would almost vomit when she licks it..
maybe she would think twice the next time...
good luck
2006-06-06 22:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mother-in-Law?
Wait til she's right on top, then slam the lid down.
This worked with my mother in law. I was nice enough not to flush.
Came out spitting and pi$$ed off!
2006-06-06 21:24:37 · answer #6 · answered by Just Gone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u'r mother in law should b smart and should make sure that whats she's licking isn't going to make her sick so it's up to her not u
2006-06-06 21:26:20 · answer #7 · answered by holygrail Kniggit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A burnt child fears the hot stove.
2006-06-08 06:04:40 · answer #8 · answered by hotclaws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as your cooking at her house, she can lick stove grates too.
2006-06-07 13:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by Bent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's up to you, I've always enjoyed licking a bowl or two myself.
2006-06-06 21:23:38 · answer #10 · answered by kentsmokerguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋