What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Question

It can be in public or not but it would probably be more enbarrassing if it was in public!

Answer 1

Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approached her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.

Answer 2

I went skinny dipping at some apartments and someone stole my clothes while I was swimming. I had to go to a friends apartment and borrow a pair of shorts so I could go home.

There was also the time I got caught by a Realtor having sex with my girlfriend in a vacant house. Also got caught by a janitor after school having sex. Same girl too.

Getting arrested for urinating on the side of a 7-11 was also a drag.

Answer 3

This is stupid but was horrid for me. I was at a supermarket and was having mild "words" with the guy that was my cashier- he was a higher up and had to help out on the lines because the regular cashiers were out with the flu or whatnot.
Anyway- as I rather haughtily started loading up the conveyor belt, the stand in cashier was going so fast that the belt was always empty and the line behind me was growing and I lost it- I slammed my hand down on the belt and demanded that he give me time to unload my cart and my fingernail (real one) snapped off, flew into the air and the cashier caught it.
I believe I stuttered and turned red as a beet , but the worst part came when he HANDED IT BACK TO ME. You could have heard a pin drop. I heard ocean noises in my head while I stared at the floor wishing it would open and swallow me up. I then proceeded to make plans to immediately move to Africa! (just kidding!)
Now, my husband unloads the cart. (not kidding!)

Answer 4

How about me being in a public bathroom with no locks. As soon as everything is uncovered and sticking in the air to avoid the toilet seat, a woman busts into my stall, not only getting an xrated view of my bootie in the air, put banging me in the head with the metal door. I had to pass that woman when I came out and I could hear the snickering, but I guess live goes on(smile).

Answer 5

I got stuck in the bathroom of a restaraunt. I was on a first date with a really hot little biscuit, and started my period, which I was not expecting. I bet I was in there for over 15 minutes before the wait staff came to check if I had run out on him. There was no other way to explain to him except the truth. We are together almost two years later and happy as clams!!!!

Answer 6

The most embarrassing thing for me was getting struck with diarrhea during a Boy Scout Jamboree so bad, they called my parents to come pick me up. I rode home in the back seat kneeling on a towel cause it was so messy.

Now one time with my ex-girlfriend at a dance, she was wearing a beautiful black velvet dress, which about halfway through the dance started splitting at the seams. At first she was mortified, then started laughing so hard, the rip kept getting bigger. I put my jacket around her and escorted her out of there.

Answer 7

The time I opened my locker and had snot all over it. I was new at the school and I guess my quietness was mistaken for snottiness. I just cried. I made five friends within the next 30 seconds as one flew to the office and another offered me to share her locker. Others offered to share their books and one offered to lend me her jacket as mine was grossly covered in someone's mucus.

Later that week someone tripped me. I was on the stairs and I was pushed falling over someone else's foot and coming down four stairs landing on the ground. That's when I met my boyfriend, who helped pick up all my books, took me to the nurse and we started dating. He was the quarterback of the football team.

So, I suppose when life gives you squeezed lemons, remember not everything will be sour if you mix it with a little sugar lemonade!

Oh, yeah, my date found out who the guys were who tripped me and they were on the football team. The coach and the guys came over to me while I was practicing cross country and he made them apologize. I left that school 3 months later and went to a different school when my parents moved again, but I will never forget the embarrassment or the good things that followed.

Answer 8

After a heavy night of drinking in Europe, I was cuddling up to a hottie. On the way back to my apartment, we decided we couldn't wait and ended up doing unspeakable things against the wall of a medieval moat. As I am standing face first, skirt up against the wall, we see a light cast down over us. Apparently there was a night time tour group and they thought from the, uh noise that perhaps someone was in distress.

Answer 9

When I was in 7th grade, my parents dropped me off at my cousin's apartment, where a lot of elementary students were standing to wait for their bus. I wanted to look cool because I was attending Junior High. While I was walking around these people, I walked on top of some slippery mud and did the split in front of them. My pants were dirty and I had no choice but to ignore the situation and continue walking to my cousin's apartment. I don't think I told my cousin on what happened. We just walked straight to school.

Answer 10

I was a professional singer - and my group and I had right up front tables to see "notable" r & b artist. We wore wigs a lot because of the lights and damage to our own hair. I was so excited I kept jumping up and down, screaming and my friend, Opal had warned me to keep still - I didn't. And before I knew it, my "wig' flew off under the table. I made a nose dive under there and got it - and put it back on. Only the people in our section saw me - and they were too sophisticated to laugh!

Answer 11

There are two which are equally horrifying:

The Most Embarrasing Experience Witnessed By Others:

On my first day of a new job, I wore all black: blouse and 3/4 length skirt, thigh high hosiery, and black pumps. My new boss wanted to tour me around the entire campus. It was the first time I wore thigh-highs. As we were walking, I felt them rolling down my leg, but was too embarrased to stop and visit the ladies room. I thought I could make it back to our office. Just as we made it back to the walkway where everyone was having their smoke break, both thigh-highs fell down around my ankles! I stopped, pulled them off my feet, tucked them into one hand, excused myself, and went back to my desk to hide them in my purse! I have never worn thigh high hose since then.


The Most Embarrasing Experience Not Witnessed By Others:

The second actually happened several years earlier. I had agreed to accompany a great platonic friend to his company picnic, which was being held at a waterpark/amusement park. When we went to the wave pool, I was wearing this really daring one-piece suit, which was cut very low in back, had high cut thighs, and was cut low in the front with a zipper; not a very practical suit for swimming. Anyway, I was just wading in, and the water was up to my knees. Just then, a huge wave came in, and it felt great. After a moment I felt a draft. I looked down, and the suit and been pulled down to around my waist and arms. Mortified, I dropped down under the water. Fully expecting to be thoroughly embarrased, I turned around to see people's expressions. No one had even noticed!