If one goose is a goose, and more than one goose is a geese than why isn't more than one moose a meese? ten points to the person with the most creative answer
2006-06-06 10:30:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where i live, you only see one moose at a time. therefore, i never had to use the plural. as for geese, they gather on good fields and poop everywhere so i say THOSE DARN GEESE!
2006-06-06 11:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the gander. If one goose is a goose, more than one is a geese, the gander goes in there somewhere. It's called get your dictionary out and see if the word meese is in there. Don't read much lately, could you look this up for me and let me know, my dictionary is way back in my son's room. Thank You, you are so kind. By the way, you sure come up with some creative stuff. Do they just pop in your head or do you stay up all night to think of the questions. Just wondering.
2006-06-06 13:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I WANT TEN PIONTS SO HERE I GO
more than one moose isn't a meese because legend has that when the word was made the creater only saw one moose so he wrote it then later when he was older he thought he only saw 1 moose but it really was 2 but he didn't know because his eyes were bad so he named more than one moose moose also well a man saw this and said we must change this word write but he didn't know how because the first dude who made the words died and when he did he had the laws of making a word book buried with him because he was the one who made the words and he didn't want any one to take creatit for his work so still today the word remains moose
2006-06-06 11:20:42 · answer #3 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, u want ceative? becuse geese are funny looking, and moose are more distinguished with their beards. or aliens have warped peeples minds, so the Meese is unknown...
Meese must be some kinda beaver thing in south Aisa.
geese are special and threatened to poop on peeple if the called anything else a "eese."
2006-06-06 10:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by Moonlight Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the geese aren't big enough to object. Who's going to argue with a moose?
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Oh, did you mean creative but somehow based in reality?! :D
2006-06-06 10:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by M Huegerich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was translated from spanish to english , and they made a mistake, ..read this : Sisinora, dere deigo, forte lorris inaro, demaint lorris,demar trux, fulof moosan geezan dux...and translated into english : Si Senora, there they go, forty lorrys in a row, them aint lorrys, them are trucks, full of moose, and geese, and ducks...
2006-06-06 10:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the same reason that the plural of fish is fish, and the plural of mouse is mice. NONE! It makes you feel sorry for learners of the Engliush Language.
2006-06-06 12:19:24 · answer #7 · answered by embarko3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because this is America, we live to break the rules
2006-06-06 10:32:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's probably why english is a hard language to learn
But hey i speak english and i still don't get it either
2006-06-06 10:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by KrAzEe AzN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess if it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck then its a duck lol
2006-06-06 11:10:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋