one while a kid was at reccess his friend told himthat every adult had a dark secret." just say I know everything. eventhough you don't know they will reat in a weird way." he said. As the kid arrived home he told his mother " i know everything" the mom quikly got her purse and said " here's $20 don't tell your father" very plaesed the kid waited till hes father got home. when he got there the kid said " i know everything" Soon the father gave $40 & said "don't tell your mother. the next day as the kid arrived home he saw the mailman and decided to play the same trick. "i know everything" he said. The mailman got all emotional and said " oh come here son"
2006-06-06 10:18:58 · 27 answers · asked by jess 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny
2006-06-06 10:35:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! heres one back. A little kid is out on his tricycle and cant figure out how to back it up. he keeps trying and trying, while all the while his mother is watching him. He gets mad and comes storming in the house in utter disgust, His mother asks him whats wrong? He says I cant figure out how to back my bike up. She says well son why dont you go down to the truck yard at the end of the street and see how they do it. So off he goes and then comes back awhile later. He hops on the bike and backs it all the way down the sidewalk makes the turn and slams it into the porch. He struts in and his mom asks, well son did you learn anything? He says yeah, **** it leave it for the next shift.
2006-06-06 17:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mailman is the father of the son. funny
2006-06-06 17:31:27 · answer #3 · answered by Stargate SG-1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the little boy is the mailmans son folks come on now great joke
2006-06-06 17:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny! I just got irritated by someone who think this is not funny even don't get it. Their IQ must be below 100
2006-06-07 02:26:21 · answer #5 · answered by kurakure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
I always thought he looked like the mailman.
I've been told I look like the UPS guy
lol
mother is cheating
father is cheating
mailman is his dad
come on people open your eyes
2006-06-06 17:24:21 · answer #6 · answered by dpbouffard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-06-06 17:22:03 · answer #7 · answered by Nick B. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-06-06 19:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by MissDots <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay not funny
2006-06-06 19:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by dirt29180 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK then
what was the secrets?
2006-06-06 17:28:47 · answer #10 · answered by J-Rigg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋