I live on a farm and I had a Spiritual movement.........?

Question

I was sitting on my porch reading the quran. I had ZERO interest and felt nothing.
1 of my cows came up and raised her tail and had a movement. I got excited about it. Was this a Islamic spiritual movement I had?

I couldn't wait to tell my fellow bro's.

I still have it in the pasture. Should I bottle it up and pray to it? How do I become closer with it?

Answer 1

http://www.chick.com/information/general/salvation.asp

Answer 2

Think about what you are asking. You are wondering whether you should bottle up cow poop and pray to it. Then cow poop would be your god.

I would certainly like to think more highly of my god than to equate it with cow poop.

Kudos on having a hunger to search out spiritual matters. However somewhat misguided. Try calling on the name of Jesus and allowing Him to make you a new creature. Then you could experience a life really worth living.

Answer 3

put your pipe down and step away. I think you honestly beleive you are speading hate, but you comments are so idiotic that they just make you seem lower and lower on the food chain. Good luck trying to really get someone upset though.

Answer 4

There is nothing spiritual in this experience .....certainly not the sweet smell of Godliness.

Answer 5

Eat the cow, then you will really be connected.

Answer 6

Your cow took a crap and you think it's because allah is trying to communicate something to you?

Answer 7

let it dry up and use it as a base when you play ball.

Answer 8

Hey, PUFF PUFF pass !!!!!

Answer 9

U so STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!