2006-06-06 09:42:10 · 15 answers · asked by Bent 5 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Don't SIT DOWN in front of the computer... GEEZ. Call the doctor. And stand up for cryin out loud. You dont' need to shove it in any further than it already is. Now, GO.... call the doctor!
2006-06-06 09:46:32 · answer #1 · answered by partydudette52 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Go to the doctor immediately. If it is a mercury thermometer and it breaks... you could be in serious trouble of getting mercury poisoning! get to a doctor and try not to flex your butt. Keep it relaxed. DONT BREAK THAT THERMOMETER. If it is a digital thermometer, I would say still go to the doctor, but you dont have to worry about mercury poisoning.
2006-06-06 09:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by brkeng 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a smart cookie, so go buy a new thermometer :) I think the old one might have ecoli on it . If you ever find it toss it in the Bio-Hazard, and auto clave it !
2006-06-06 09:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by nannetteburton 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad, Cookie! Bad! Poop that thing out right now!
Get some help right now. Quick, call Oscar! Where's Bert... How about Ernie?
Mercy, Cookie. The mess you get yourself into!
2006-06-06 09:45:17 · answer #4 · answered by Cassor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok don't panic; you're going to need some laxative pills, some amyl nitrate, and an industrial vacuum cleaner....
2006-06-07 00:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok CM..I've got yer butt covered here...just go get Miss Piggy...(not Big Bird) and tell her to pinch your nose closed...and to blow as hard as she can in yer mouth!!!! And *^%#$@^%$* out it will pop!! I charge a small fee for these "tidbits" you know...=)
2006-06-06 14:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a long pair of tongs and hold your breath.
2006-06-06 09:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by berbo1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ask pornstar to get it out. I'm sure she'd love that.
2006-06-06 10:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better call a Docter. If it breaks your dead! And I'm Not JOKING!
2006-06-06 09:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by frenchy 316 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roto-Rooter. Get it out for you lickety-split.
2006-06-06 09:45:19 · answer #10 · answered by TheOnlyBeldin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋