Yeah-When we sing Happy Birthday Dear Satan-Happy Birthday Dear Satan-HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LUCIFER-do we let him-(male) blow out the candles or should we? Satan is GODs creation is he not? We are Gods Creation are we not? Is then Satan not our Brother? Is Lucifer to be tormented for wanting to be God? How many times have you wished YOU were God? Is it time to say ok enough is enough-Let God burn in his own hell (he created it-the captain should go down with the ship) or maybe we commit to fighting God until he forgives our brother satan and this whole trial is over with. Actually I believe God created Satan because he was bored playing with himself and wanted to find something to prove he was God to and Satan just happened to be there in his mind and so when he got tired of playing with the dinasoars he moved on. Do you think skeletal remains of dinasoars might have looked demon like and the people that found them thought DEVIL or Dragon and they wrote the bible? I do.
2006-06-06 08:38:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No , The T stands for torture, as in Lucifer ate all the captain crunch and that is why the ship went down. You see God spelled backwards is Dog so the term all dogs go to heaven must be true. Jesus played a joke on people by spelling it backwards and Satan was slang for him asking all the rich women he hung out with if they were going to lay out to get Da-tan not Satan. Jesus never worked so his gang of dudes would look for women to support them as they had no job and walked around yapping. The reason he was with Mary was for that reason and her last name was not Magdalen or however you spell it , it was actually where she was from .I think they wrote the bible to control STD's that were rampant back then and all the homosexuality that went on. Ok, I don't even know what I am talking about cause there is no such thing as Lucifer, satan or God, only man made drugs to make you think there is while you watch the wallpaper melt off the wall.
2006-06-06 16:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What You Don't Understand Is Everyone Has A Free Will To Do What They What, So When Judgment Day Comes, No One Will Have An Excuse!.......So, Mock On O Son Of satan, Have Your Perverted Fun But You Will See When Judgment Day Comes!.......PS.....By The Way, O Son Of Satan, Where Did You Get That Perverted Theory?.....Never Mind, The True Servers Of The Lord Knows Where You Got It!........PS. Ask Satan Where He's Going To Spend Eternity (Along With You & His Discilples) On Judgment Day! Do You Ever Read The Bible!.....OOPS, That's Right, Satan Told You Not To Believe The Written Word Of GOD!......Oh Well,......It Is Obvious That You Have Choosen Who You Believe & Serve!.....Have Fun ! LOL LOL LOL!....
2006-06-06 15:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 Are you asking the general public or God? #2 You are correct. God did create Satan. He's an angle. So you think you're a brother to all the angles? (Satan is an angle being punished by God and has been cast out of heaven) #3 Why do you think today is his birthday? #4 t is a letter of the alphabet, not a cross #5 I pray for you and others like you every day #6 Do some research and find out for yourself who wrote the Bible. (Page 1 will help you) I know the answer and I wish you did! #7 Please find a good Bible teaching pastor to help you with or questions!!!!!!!!
2006-06-06 15:52:09 · answer #3 · answered by Jesus Loves YOU 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no!today is not satans birthday. satan was said to be born in the year six not 2006. remember God is a loving God and a forgiving and mercyfull God. God gave us all the will to choose right from wrong and he also gave us the choice to be obedient and love him over all things or choose to live in sin and not repent and go to hell its your choice if you repent God will forgive you but if you dont then how can he?
2006-06-06 15:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by friendly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pray that God gives you wisdom. This is not a joke. God will judge those people that are taking satan as a joke. Because those people are the evil ones.
2006-06-06 15:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by proudmatriarch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you are saying Satan only has a birthday every 1000 years
2006-06-06 15:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The T is in the middle because he did not want to be a saant nor a Tansa or a santa. satan has a better Ring to it.
2006-06-06 15:42:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give Satan a Hug. Because it's hard to be the king of the underworld... and it's hard to be the guy with the pointy tail.
2006-06-06 15:41:53 · answer #8 · answered by phishycoding 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate the devil
but
he has a crucifix in his name because he has the angel of music before he betrayed God
duh
Oh yeah by the way
are you mentally insane?
that is a retorical question
2006-06-06 15:43:52 · answer #9 · answered by Nia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shall we get him a gift certificate from Victoria's secret ?
2006-06-06 15:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by peaceful light 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋