I could reallllllly use an answer, uh, because I'm straatting to , umm, feel woozyyyyy like I couulld, uh, pass ou.................
*THUMP*
2006-06-06 08:33:05 · 21 answers · asked by jihad_against_muslims 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Medicine
Help I've fallen and I can't get up !!!
Wheres that medic alert tag when you need it?
2006-06-06 23:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Barring having a surgeon at your side within about a minute. direct pressure and a good, short prayer, are your only ***prayers*** These, however will probably only prolong life for a minute or two. Oh course by the time I re-read this entry for correctness. You will have exsanguinated. So while your bent over in prayer, kiss your gluteus maximus, gluteus medius and gluteus minimus good-bye.
2006-06-07 20:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha..
A Good One..
You even managed to write THUMP with two stars on both sides just before collapsing or better word is dying.
I remember from my University days that we had a student, who once replied to the teacher that he didn't waste time during the holidays & instead observed some operations, one of them was Removal of Brain & guy was dead serious about his answer..
You must be a very funny person as you have a very good sense of humour..
Keep it up Buddy..
2006-06-06 23:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by Neo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well lets see if this was true and the time it took you to get on this site and post you would be laying on floor dead right now. So I will leave this message for your grieving family that's going to find you.
I'm sorry I didn't get to know your loved one but I'm sure he was a real dork seeing as he was bleeding to death and instead of calling 911 he decided to get on yahoo answers. My deepest sympathy goes out to you.
2006-06-06 16:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are bleeding from your coratid artery and you ask what you sould do on Yahoo! Answers????? What has this modern society come to?
2006-06-06 22:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by Grant H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!! I can not believe you will be able to read my answer, but if you are I am sure blood is all your computer and the floor. Also, you should thank GOD because you are a super human.
(SMILE)
2006-06-06 19:35:46 · answer #6 · answered by Annie Mae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mean your carotid artery...?
seek medical assitance.
then again, if you really are, you won't be reading this i'm sure, given the amount of time it took me to answer.
2006-06-06 15:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by flammable 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See a doctor immediately...
2006-06-06 15:35:05 · answer #8 · answered by organicchem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feels like I am reliving my college days ...
2006-06-06 15:37:17 · answer #9 · answered by CheezWhiz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is a cartoid artery? feel better buddy
2006-06-06 15:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hunnnn...by now i am sure you are not feeling any more pain ..of any sort.....and if you are still around its better ask for forgiveness...for the all mighty.....that might help....
2006-06-06 16:29:55 · answer #11 · answered by kaka90250 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋