A vet gets a midnight phone call from a farmer. "I`ve got a very constipated cow - been like it for days, it`s in great pain, what can I do?"
Sleepy vet, knackered after working all day and all evening, says: "If you`ve got one of those small bottles of highly concentrated milk of magnesia, get that down it and I`ll call you in the morning to see how it is."
Next morning the vet rings: "How`s the constipated cow this morning?"
"Cow?" says the farmer. "I said cat."
"Oh God," says the vet, "did you give it the concentrate?"
"Yes, I got the whole bottleful down its throat, I used a small funnel."
"Oh Jesus," says the vet. "how is the cat?"
"It`s out in the garden."
"Dead I suppose?" said the vet.
"God no," said the farmer, "it`s out there with four of his mates, two digging and two filling in."
2006-06-06 08:16:02 · 10 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it. If he's not dead why are the cats preparing to bury him.
2006-06-06 09:27:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
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2016-10-30 07:57:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually,the joke is he's out there with six other cats.Two digging.Two covering up.And two looking for new ground.
2006-06-06 08:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah im sorry i just dont get it either
2006-06-06 09:19:47 · answer #4 · answered by jj? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't feel bad i dont get it either!
2006-06-06 08:58:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-06-06 08:43:39 · answer #6 · answered by kac3937 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2006-06-06 08:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by PIGLETT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2006-06-06 09:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really dont get it.
2006-06-06 09:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat??????????
2006-06-06 11:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋