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All the True Christians were raptured this morning. It must stink being left behind having thought you would be taken.

2006-06-06 08:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by lenny 7 · 16 13

Well, finals were today, and that must be a sign of the Apocalypse, because I'm pretty sure that when I get my grades back tomorrow I'll be dead. Wait, that's just a personal Apocalypse, sorry, nothing "Biblical." WAIT, there's a cat and a dog, and they're not fighting, is that what you're talking about?

2006-06-06 08:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by loser 4 · 0 0

Eastern European Time here....10.10 pm here.....thank god this day is almost over....i'm (of course) still nervous like hell.

but so far, everything is fine...nothing much weird happened till now, just a few fishes turned into bread, some wine turned into water, my cat was eaten by a whale, 3 wise men stole some gifts from me, a snake took back his words, two cows asked me directions to an Ark (???) , a guy named judas handed me his washes, Adam and Steve got a divorce...

buit that was about it, just a regular normal romanian day.

thank for your concerns though...

2006-06-06 08:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by Thinx 5 · 0 0

Yeah, take a bath. The sweat will take a seat on your pores in case you do no longer shampoo it so do merely what you probably did this morning. merely attempt to exercising consultation an afternoon once you bathe that way your organic oils in you hair can construction up and make your hair gentle and silky.

2016-11-14 07:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Nope, nothing in South Carolina at 3:10 pm Tuesday afternoon! No, wait , let me look outside. Is that the end of the.......

2006-06-06 08:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by themom 6 · 0 0

I suspect the believers here are a bit upset, it's been a very normal day. They still can blame "free will" though, the favorite scapegoat.

Monterrey, México

2006-06-06 08:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by Oedipus Schmoedipus 6 · 0 0

Not a damn thing, and I'm on the coast of California. I've seen no big waves nor felt no earthquakes. Ah, well...maybe in another 1000 years...

2006-06-06 08:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 0 0

Yeah, I had a blue angel with flaming wings shake me and tell me it was time to go to work, but then I realized it was my girlfriend and I was still drunk.

Man it's been a long day.

2006-06-06 08:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by Discipulo legis, quis cogitat? 6 · 0 0

In YOUR case, I can see where you may encounter, what could be construed as strange Scriptural occurrences daily.

Good Luck.

Christ is King of Kings.

2006-06-07 07:02:49 · answer #9 · answered by Mr.Potato Head 3 · 0 0

No,in the so-called Bible belt. The kkk,satanists,cults, and religious extremists are probably thinking about doing something.

2006-06-06 08:16:40 · answer #10 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0 0

Nope. All is quiet in the deep south.

2006-06-06 08:26:38 · answer #11 · answered by jomama 2 · 0 0

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