• Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction
• Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!
• Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring
• Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only ******* yourself.
• An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card
• The irony of a ******** is that even if you have her at your feet she's got you by the balls.
• I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with that
• Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard
• You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
2006-06-06 08:07:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really great one-liners. Keep em' coming.
2006-06-06 09:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by funnymancurt 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hi! :) Hmm.....i'm no longer nice without rice and something like rooster gravy! i'm outdoors and extremely hungry yet can experience scrumptious scent of rice and rooster gravy !! Oh !Getting mouth watering~~~~~ lol!
2016-12-08 07:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Here's mine...Men are like carpet...lay em' right the 1st time and you can walk on em' for life!!
2006-06-06 08:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good stuff thanx for 2 points
2006-06-06 08:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by candidworker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good i got a chuckle out of them
2006-06-06 09:21:39 · answer #5 · answered by jj? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2006-06-06 08:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-06 08:39:26 · answer #7 · answered by PIGLETT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm......... So, where's the funny?
2006-06-06 08:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-06 08:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ F@$H!0N ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
2006-06-06 08:16:49 · answer #10 · answered by jessica_tx_21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋