A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
2006-06-06 08:01:07 · 11 answers · asked by jj? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
very funny
what do you think of this one then:
A couple drove down a country road for
several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of
them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a
barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
2006-06-06 12:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Answers 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. Didn't see that coming.
2006-06-06 15:05:35 · answer #2 · answered by tressa1220 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-06-06 16:03:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-06 15:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by PIGLETT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2006-06-06 16:26:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-06-06 15:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice one
2006-06-06 15:12:32 · answer #7 · answered by sun_shine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-06-06 15:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by Highly Envious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny!
2006-06-06 16:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was pretty good
2006-06-06 15:05:28 · answer #10 · answered by Shaw1Net6 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋