One Yo mama joke per user. I will award the one I see funniest with best answer and 10 points.
2006-06-06 07:10:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Yo mamma so dumb she ran outta debt right infront of a goldmine
2. Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
3. Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
2006-06-06 08:28:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so cross eyed, your father left her for seeing somebody on the side!
2006-06-06 07:25:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so poor, she got married just for the rice!
2006-06-06 08:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, she at on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
(Oldie but yukky)
2006-06-06 07:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so dumb, she took da pepsi challenge and chose jif.
yo mama so bald when she wears a turtleneck, she look like rool on deoderant.
yo mama so dumb, i told her to take the 15 bus and she caught the 5 three times.
2006-06-06 09:58:02 · answer #5 · answered by miknik64@verizon.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so stupid, she has an IQ of room temperature
2006-06-06 07:40:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so skinny that when she swallowed a marble she looked six months pregnant!
2006-06-06 08:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by J-Rigg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat when she jumped out of the building peopel siad the sun is falling!
2006-06-06 07:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by cecilia v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so dark when she fell off the grand canyon they said darkness fell
2006-06-06 07:26:42 · answer #9 · answered by ElenaL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mammas so fat last time she stepped on a scale, it said "one at a time, please"
Yo mamma's so fat, last time she stepped on a scale, she thought she was supposed to call that number. (it was a 7 digit #)
2006-06-06 09:59:38 · answer #10 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋