2006-06-06 07:01:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Blessed are thou, Flying Spaghetti Monster! In thy presence, I can no do no wrong... with Italian recipes! Lo! Did Prego, the savior come down and save us from bland spaghetti. He died for us, saving us from culinary sin.
2006-06-06 07:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The flying spaghetti monster only makes himself known when I visit my grandkids. Then watch out!
2006-06-06 14:05:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Allowed me to post my opinions without fear of being bombarded with the notion that my personal opinions are wrong.
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
2006-06-06 14:04:50 · answer #3 · answered by A_Geologist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His droppings made a yummy meal and filled my soul up. Then we played hide and seek with the Holy Spaghetti Ghost. So fun!!
2006-06-06 14:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by WWJB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he saved me from certain death....the meatball devil is out to get me and the flying spaghetti monster saves and protects me. as long as i have faith in him he wil lalways protect me.
sound familiar christians?
2006-06-06 14:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the pasta week he has flown overhead, dropping off my two bundles of joy...eh...the twins, Penne and Fusilli
2006-06-06 14:11:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea verily, He hath touched me with His Noodly Appendage.
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(okay, i just wanted to use the phrase "his noodly appendage" in a sentence, because it's just so damn funny.)
2006-06-06 16:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by Qchan05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He picked up my laundry on the way home from work. Oh and he killed my archenamy.
2006-06-06 14:05:13 · answer #8 · answered by Jon N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gave me a new car last night!
2006-06-06 14:05:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He just dropped meatballs on my head... OW! Don't you know that hurts?! And I don't even eat meat, you jerk!!!
Ooh I'll get him someday when he least suspects it...
2006-06-06 16:45:27 · answer #10 · answered by Lily Iris 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋