I haven't noticed as many birds in my yard...should I notify the FBI?

Answer 1

No way! You don't want the birds to come back do you? No birds in your yard equals no bird flu for you! Unless, of course, all of the birds in your yard already died from bird flu, or West Nile, or whatever other diseases they might be able to give you in the future and you're already infected... Oh, well. Then you'll be quarantined. Don't notify the FBI (unless it's the Forlorn Bird Investigator).

Answer 2

I guess it is possible that the birds could be planning an attack in the neighbors back yard down the street. So I would just call the police and tell them what these birds are up to. They will handle it from there. Sorry, I have got to have some fun today.

Answer 3

Call Homeland Security!

Answer 4

Ohh! very serious problem....go hurry and notify the FBI , CIA and Metropolis.

Answer 5

Yeah, go ahead. I think there's an agent dedicated to irregular bird migration. They'll get to the bottom of it. Before too long, you'll be as saturated with avains as you were before.

Answer 6

Then just buy some other birds from the pet shop.

Answer 7

nope just plant a tree and put out a bunch of bird seed

Answer 8

id call the cops first
if they dont help..then call the fbi

check the stewpot though..your mama probably cooked up all the birds for your dinner

Answer 9

what?? maybe the birds migrated somewhere else. DO NOT CONTACT THE FBI FOR THIS MATTER!!

Answer 10

You should notify the looney bin.