How do you know you're a "red" neck?

Answer 1

If your house gets better gas mileage then your truck...

Answer 2

You're a red neck if...
~You bring hommade jerky to school from animals you shot (my friend did this)
~You brand yourself with a coat hanger (another friend)
You perfer squirrel to chicken
~You ask your wife to buy you a six pack of Bud while she's running down to fill up the car with gas
~You have a hunting dog and a shot gun in the back of your pick-up truck at all times
~You drive a beat up pick up truck
~You have a broken down truck in your front yard
~You call the glove compartment a "jockey box"
~"Camping" means going out and killing baby animals
~When you get caught out in the desert at two in the morning, you start a fire with tires BEFORE you call your friends or the cops!

Answer 3

You have a red neck.

Answer 4

No, no,no...
These people mean well, but all of them got it wrong.
You see, being a red neck is a heritage thing (almost genetical).
A redneck is a person whose mother is also his/her sister, aunt, and niece, all at the same time.

Answer 5

If you have a neck that is red?? Unless you meant "redneck", in which case... if your home moves and your car doesn't, you might be a redneck.

Your might be a redneck... if you mow your lawn and find a car.

I'm sure you can find plenty of others if you search.

Answer 6

You know if you have a red neck if someone has benn sucking on it. Hicky baby!!!!

Answer 7

if ur neck is red

Answer 8

You say "ducktape can fix anything!"
~ A tractor is my dream vehicle

Answer 9

I suggest you ask Jeff Foxworthy, otherwise you just know.

Answer 10

if you got sunburn on your neck.