The name of the book is "Sentences You'll Only Hear Once In Your Life": a compliation a true sentences spoken, over-heard, or written. I've been compiling entries from personal friends, family members, etc for years and now I'm reaching out into cyberspace for additional candidates. Example of an entry: "She was pretty until she got kicked in the face by a horse" Submitted from my friend D. Reed referring to his cousin I had just recently met.
2006-06-06 05:42:58 · 13 answers · asked by Robert P 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
My wife is doing my laundry right now. It's supposed to rain today, and she's thrown my clothes out into the front yard.
2006-06-06 10:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by funnymancurt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are funny:
Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. --Billy Rose
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -- Erica Jong
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. -- Anonymous
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. -- Ed Bluestone
2006-06-06 14:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by Lani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Life is Worth Everything, Even When it's unexpected Traps Cause you to Downfall"
S. E. H.
2006-06-06 12:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truth is the sweetest thing in the world though at times it tastes bitter!
2006-06-06 12:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by pathowiz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She then took the hatchett and chopped up her face like pizza the hut.... I want to brand a fork on my penis...
2006-06-06 12:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jason W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you gonna share your royalties with me? If not, forget it and thanks for the idea of a book to compete with yours. Who is your publisher? Tell me and I will know to approach a different one.
2006-06-12 16:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by lmnop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
2006-06-06 13:52:48 · answer #7 · answered by Pea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My teacher said this once to a student.....i kinda liked this........
"don't be so broadminded that your mind falls out your head"
2006-06-06 12:55:32 · answer #8 · answered by curioustom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one for you: "I thought you said YOU were writing a book, a$$hole."
2006-06-06 13:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by ishotvoltron 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You look like I need a drink." (pretty certain that's David Sedaris from his book Naked.)
2006-06-06 12:46:22 · answer #10 · answered by *Christina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋