One day a big tough piece of tarmac walked into a bar. A man said "Wow, you are a seriously tough piece of tarmac". The tarmac replied "Yeah, I'm from the M5: 100,000 cars roll over me every hour. I'm pretty darn tough." And he goes to sit down in the corner of the bar.
A minute later, a piece of even bigger, tougher tarmac walked in. The man said "Jeez, you are a massively tough piece of tarmac!" The tarmac replied "yeah, I'm from the M4. 1 million cars roll over me every hour. I'm too tough for anything!" and he went to sit down in the corner of the bar.
A minute later, a small piece of orange tarmac walked into the bar. Instantly, the two tough pieces of tarmac screamed and ran out the door. The man wondered why they were frightened, and followed them out.
"I thought you were all tough! Why are you running scared from that tiny little piece of tarmac?"
One of the big pieces of tarmac said fearfully "We're just road tarmac, but him, he's a psychopath!!!"
(cyclepath, geddit???)
2006-06-06 05:30:35 · 5 answers · asked by pittising 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:D thanks 4 making me smile a little today!!
2006-06-06 07:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by Jo-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. XD
2006-06-06 13:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by Sandy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeppers I geddit~!!!!
Knock Knock..
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine ,what more do you want??
(ur ine, get it?)
2006-06-06 12:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY THAT'S FUNNIE I LIKE THAT.........LWE KOOL KOOL....LWE
2006-06-06 12:35:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♥YOUR BABY GURL LUVS U♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HO MY GOD.......
2006-06-06 12:35:55 · answer #5 · answered by Joe King 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋