Why did God give us noses?

Question

Be funny, or creative, or think of what my answer would be.
Best one gets ten points!

I think a lot of people missed the be CREATIVE part. I'm looking for someone to look beyond the obvious here.

Answer 1

Something to aim your spit with.

Answer 2

why is the sky blue?

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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Answer 3

I often use the example of a nose. We all have noses, so we’re all the same in having a nose. Nevertheless, there isn’t one big universal nose up in the sky that we all participate in or we are all going to dissolve into. Each nose is individual. When I blow my nose, I am not blowing your nose. Likewise, when I experience something, you don’t experience it. If I eat, it fills my stomach, not yours. We have individual minds, individual continuities, but we are all the same in the sense that everybody has a mind.

Answer 4

Aliens put us here on this earth to grow one simple thing, nose hairs. The hairs hold a special chemical that is valueable on their planet. One nose hair on Valintucimuguzaar could add 200 years on to ones life. They built earth as a farm to grow us to produce these nose hairs specifically. They insert our hairs in their Falothopons which is a combination of a mouth & anus & the power kicks in. So all in all, we have noses to help shelter our nose hairs for the people from Valintucimuguzaar.

Answer 5

i think god gave us noses because he thought that we should be able to smell.and he thought us humans would be funny looking with a big space in the center of our faces.he also thought something was missing so he added the funniest looking thing he could think of.and if humans didnt have noses how would we breathe and stay alive.and plus the deaf and the blind could smell farts and bad breathe and alll that fun stuff!^_^

Answer 6

For gay people it is used as a gaydar to seek out other gay peole! But for everyone with a nose it is used as an acne collection appendage.

Answer 7

Funny? Nah, not in the mood. Creative? Can be, but not when it comes to..er...noses. Practical? Yeah, I'm feeling practical. TO BREATHE. DUH. And I'm sorry, but I'm not a telephatic, strong insence- inhaling little mumbo jumbo clarivoyant, so excuse my rather apparent inability to read your mind.

Answer 8

Because there needs to be something for our nostrils to be holes in. Holes are no good unless they're surrounded by something.

Answer 9

For allowing us mortals to:-
a) smell
b) breathe
and most of all probably
c) to poke it in others' affairs.

Answer 10

To keep my glasses from falling off my face.

Answer 11

4 u to smell my winders!