Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Scared the hell out of the dog.
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
"Chop chop."
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?
A:About 45 minutes !!
One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal barge goes down to speak to the slaves in the hold of his ship. "Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joining us today for a trip up the Nile." The men cheered and rattled their chains. "The bad news is, she wants to go water skiing."
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
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What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cherries.
2006-06-06 03:53:36 · 3 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If the queen wants to waterski, the slaves have to row really fast!! Come on, I am a blonde also but it is obvious!! LOL!!
2006-06-06 04:20:34 · answer #1 · answered by Tatsbabe 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I guess I am a dumb blonde this morning because I don 't get the bad news::(she wants to go water skiing) hmmm
2006-06-06 11:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The elephant one is a really bad joke
2006-06-06 10:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by fredorgeorgeweasley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋