Hi, all!!! Another joke for you....?

Question

Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, "sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?" The Old Farmer Said, "that's My Pet Rooster Chucky . Wherever I Go, Chucky Goes."
I Am Sorry Sir," Said The Ticket Agent . "we Can't Allow Animals In The Theater."
The Old Farmer Went Around The Corner And Stuffed The Bird Down His Overalls . He Returned To The Booth, Bought A Ticket And Entered The Theater .
He Sat Down Next To Two Old Widows Named Mildred And Marge.
The Movie Started And The Rooster Began To Squirm . The Old Farmer Unbuttoned His Fly So Chucky Could Stick His Head Out And Watch The Movie .
"Marge," Whispered Mildred . "What?" Said Marge
"I Think The Guy Next To Me Is A Pervert."
"What Makes You Think So?" Asked Marge .
"He Undid His Pants And He Has His Thing Out," Whispered Mildred .
"Well, Don't Worry A Bout It," Said Marge.
" At Our Age We've Seen 'em All"
"I Thought So Too," Said Mildred,
But This One's Eatin My Popcorn!"

Answer 1

I like your jokes, clowns are scary.

Answer 2

I really like this joke. Funny how he only stuck his head out but was able to reach across to eat the woman's popcorn. hehe

Answer 3

Ha ha ha - cute..

Thanks for sharing, and for the 2 points.

Answer 4

I was expecting some stupid pun on the word cock

Answer 5

yuck thats a bad joke!

Answer 6

THAT WAS SO FUNNY NICE QUESTION!! Could you give me 10pts. since i couldn't answer the question?

Answer 7

Umm...Funny? =(

Answer 8

that was funny.

Answer 9

LMAO!

Answer 10

lol