2006-06-06 03:20:44 · 30 answers · asked by Sweet T 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
I dont have cooties, but my girlfriends p-u-s-s-y does. I juz spray it with bug spray before I touch it or make love to it.
2006-06-14 11:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by loony 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, as a matter of fact I had a cootie sandwhich today. I fried the cooties up in a little butter, then put them on some toast and put some swiss cheese over them and a little mayo. Delicious. I've been after Betty Crocker to start making Cootie Helper but no luck so far. I've also been asking Kellogs to come up with Kellogs Cootie Bran....similar to Raisin Bran but with cooties instead of the raisins. So, beware....if you ever buy Raisin Bran and the raisins have legs.......you got a box of Cootie Bran by mistake!!!!!!
2006-06-14 12:52:11 · answer #2 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 8 Ball doesnt have Cooties.
2006-06-06 03:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by C D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cooties is a slang word used primarily by North American children to refer to a fictitious contagious disease or condition. It usually presents along gender lines, as in "Kevin K. Ford, stay away from those girls or you might get cooties!" The Commonwealth/British English equivalent is "the lurgy".
Originally, the term implied body lice, but over time this became generalised first to any sort of lice, including head lice, then later to purely imaginary stand-ins for just about anything that is considered repulsive. Although the origin is not explicitly known, it can be speculated that the imaginary disease was conceived from reference to how cooties(meaning body lice) can be spread through physical contact with the infested body region. This theory could explain how children developed the idea that cooties can only be spread to the opposite sex. Cootie can also be used as a verb, as in "Don't touch that book! It was cootied by a girl!"
In some areas, boys are thought to be immune to catching cooties from another boy, and likewise for girls: so as a result cooties can only be spread by contact between the sexes. However, once infected with the cooties of the opposite sex, those cooties can be spread to members of the same sex. Ex. Adam catches "girl cooties" from Beth, so Charles should avoid Adam lest he catch Adam's "girl cooties."
2006-06-06 03:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are worried about getting cooties you can buy some cootie spray. Just spray it on yourself after contact with anyone who may have cooties. Contact your nearest 2nd grader to purchase the industrial strength cootie spray. They have the best cootie spray on the market. It is effective on super cooties, most other spray are not.
2006-06-06 04:10:30 · answer #5 · answered by chios78 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a microscopic level we all have cooties! It's just a matter of if the cooties are pathological or not.
2006-06-18 17:46:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
toad princess is right everybody has cooties. The only thing is some have a lot more than others.
2006-06-06 03:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by Microbiology.girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had the cooties when I was young apparently, but then it turned into a full fledged case of "the gay."
2006-06-19 03:32:00 · answer #8 · answered by Robsthings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone has cooties. We looked at our skin cells in biology and we all have things creeping and crawling all over us. EWWWWWWWW
2006-06-06 03:23:20 · answer #9 · answered by toadprincess2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is cootie season, but i have had my cootie shot, so i'm safe.
2006-06-06 03:23:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋