What is the most embarrasing moment you've had when your drunk?

Answer 1

While passed out, my friends tied me to a tree in my front yard. At the time, my front yard was across the street from a church. I was still there when people were filing into church on Sunday morning. The catch is, I was butt-*** naked! Also, I belonged to that church, my mom is the president of the choir, and just about everyone there knew me!

Answer 2

I got so drunk at Margarita Monday at a local Mexican place I couldn't stand up so I crawled to the bathroom. The waiters still tease me about this and will only serve me weak drinks now...

Answer 3

I have had a few times, since I don't drink very often my tolerance is very low. One of the very first times I drank my best friend was having a big birthday party for her boyfriend at my boyfriends house. Everyone was swimming and I wanted to also, but I didn't have a suit. So I decided to go swimming in my bra and thong (thankfully, they matched, haha!) and my boyfriends basketball shorts. Except he weighted about 265, and I was barely at 105 so they just kept falling off. My boyfriend (now ex, but not because of that night!) tells me that throughout the evening I kept saying it was really hot and trying to take off my clothes, that my best friend licked birthday cake icing off my boobs, that we kept walking around, laughing and falling down and that I broke up with him six different times.

The other time, I went out with my girlfriends and ended up mixing too many different kinds of alcohol (jaeger, 151, heineken, heffenweizen, newcastle...) and got a little too drunk. I ended up telling off a stranger at the bar wearing a Padres hat (because I am a Yankees fan... keep in mind, though, I live in California!), giving a girl my phone number who told me she loved my hair (Um, I'm straight), dancing at the table, chanting "**** the dodgers!" and clapping (except all 8 of us or so at the table were doing that), kissing some guy I didn't even know, jumping out of my friends car when she decided it was time for me to go home and trying to go home with some people I didn't know, then got back to her house, threw up, and then when my friend was giving me water, spitting it out in a perfect arc and shouting "I'm a fountain, I'm a fountain!". Of course, she had to tell me all this the next day.

I have great friends!

Answer 4

I was hanging out with my boyfriend (at the time)'s friends, he wasnt' there thank god and we were all getting messed up on all kinds of stuff, and well I was eating cheetoes, and was sitting in the back seat of a friend's car and suddenly had to puke, so I started puking in the back seat and in the mist of it was trying to get out of the car, so I ended up leaving a puke trail from the back seat to the side walk in front of the other friend's house. They both had some hosing down to do. I was taken home shortly after.

It sucked. But it turned out that I ended up marrying the guy whose car I puked in, years later and here I am 8 yrs. married with two beautiful girls. I guess I didn't gross him out as much as I thought.

Answer 5

We got thrown out of the Waffle hut,because one of the guys kept teasing the waitress about having a farmers bottom.(40 acre bottom).Then when we left one of them hit a car,got the cops called, the cop told me to drive,I was the least drunk.My friend had a standard,which I learned to drive with but hadn't in years,so we went out of the parking lot hopping.Thank God no one went to jail.Why I don't know !

Answer 6

i drank about 5 margaritas that were 10% by volume...and i am 108 lbs @ 5 ft 1 in.
i was camping and i was by the fire i had fireworks near the fire and as seeing how buzzed i was i knocked all the fireworks in the fire...not small firecrackers....these where rockets and then they went off his me in the *** then i fell down the hill and rolled into the lake

Answer 7

window got busted in the parking lot of the bar... windows were tinted, all 2 million pieces of glass stuck to the tint... my friend and I drove all the way home with glass flapping in the wind when most normal people would have pulled the tint out of the window so glass wouldn't go everywhere....

Answer 8

I was told that during my 21st birthday party, I'd asked every single female at the party if they'd care to give me a birthday bj. Apparently, there were no takers.

Answer 9

Unable to recall that i had drunked with the collegues the next day when discussed.

Answer 10

Yikes, all of them, especially when my wife told me about them (read: over and over and over and... , well you get it). I found the only solution was to stay sober till everyone else got drunk, then party. Actually, I quit.