2006-06-06 00:51:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dunno. trim her whiskers?
2006-06-06 00:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by wingame 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because rat was in Barber's Shop for hair cutting!
2006-06-06 09:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by cuckoo747 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the cat had eaten some beans and needed to relieve himself so he walked in, bent over, spread his cheeks and started expelling stale gas on the barber - when he was finished he started shooting logs at customers, then he proceeded to smear his butt on the floor - thank you and have an intoxicated day.
2006-06-06 07:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To sing with the barber quartet
2006-06-06 07:55:20 · answer #4 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he heard the barber was giving rat tails? (remember when guys used to have those long tails at the nape of their neck?)
2006-06-06 07:59:10 · answer #5 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TO CUT THE BARBER HAIR.
2006-06-06 08:17:30 · answer #6 · answered by crazy lazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'cause he wanted to enter the barber's shop so he enterd it! anyways why did he?
2006-06-06 07:59:09 · answer #7 · answered by Pats 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was tired of eatting mice and wanted to try some hare-cuts.
2006-06-06 08:38:26 · answer #8 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause he wanted a purrrrfect hairdo?
Don't know.....but awaiting the answer ....
2006-06-06 08:25:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
need some hair cutting
2006-06-06 07:56:30 · answer #10 · answered by LOST 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm.....I think I'll go check the jokebook.
lol.
Oh Yeah!
My Version:
To get its hair cut. :s
2006-06-06 07:59:01 · answer #11 · answered by Peanut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋