Which animal did not attend? And why?
2006-06-05 22:29:43 · 24 answers · asked by Sapnat 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mmm... I can see quite number of intelligent answerers here.
2006-06-05 22:42:12 · update #1
giraffe , because he was in refrigerator
2006-06-05 22:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by quester 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?
Open the door, put him in, close the door.
How do you get an elephant into the refrigerator?
Open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, put the elephant in, close the door.
The lion, king of the jungle, is having an animal meeting. Only one animal isn't there. Which one isn't there?
The elephant, because he is still in the fridge because you haven't let him out yet.
You come to a river infested with alligators and piranhas. How do you get across?
You swim, because all of the animals are at the meeting!
2006-06-06 06:57:22 · answer #2 · answered by philk_ca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The giraffe from your previous question coz he was still in the fridge.
2006-06-06 05:42:21 · answer #3 · answered by Kathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The boar because he was not invited. Noone likes a boar (bore geddit)
2006-06-06 06:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Elephant. It is in refrigerator.
2006-06-06 11:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by cuckoo747 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fish - cause it couldn't get out of the water?
The bat - cause it was sleeping?
The monkey - cause it forgot?
2006-06-06 05:33:08 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Ani♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did not attend the meeting as was busy....
2006-06-06 05:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by fatalfaisal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had to be the lion, he don't care what anyone says, if he doesn't agree, it just is not going to happen!
2006-06-06 05:33:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is the answer to all your questions....you cheat!!
http://www.theblackkeys.com/forum/index.php?topic=1874.30
2006-06-06 07:26:15 · answer #9 · answered by Player 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one who was reading the answers to the question asked by it......
2006-06-06 06:24:06 · answer #10 · answered by sandy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man
2006-06-06 08:17:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋