A couple is getting married and the bride-to-be went to the bakers and gave verbal instructions to make a cake and put the verse: 1 John 4:18 (There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love.)
The baker being old couldn't remember the verse she said, so he looked it up in the bible. The wedding day came and the cake came out nicely but it read:
John 4:18 "You are right when you say you have no husband. The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true."
2006-06-05 22:09:39 · 9 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Daceb is right, clean jokes are still the best.
2006-06-05 22:11:30 · update #1
MORAL of the story: You should read your Holy Bible more often.
2006-06-05 22:15:14 · update #2
i like it, cheers:o)
2006-06-05 22:23:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
A dogs is going right into a job interview, and the employer says to him, "you've were given the pastime, yet on condition that you need to do 3 issues. First, you need to be able to type a minimum of 60 words per minute." So the dogs runs to a computing device and kinds a good 80 words in a minute. "that is very dazzling! next, you need to be able to distribute mail to each and every of the staff." at modern, the dogs grabs the mail in his mouth and instantly distributes the stack to each and every of the impressive workers. "that is suitable! finally, try to be bilingual." So then the dogs says, "Meow!"
2016-12-06 10:18:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me ask you a question . How many cat can fit in to a empty box ?
Ans: 1 only because after that the box is not empty
2006-06-05 22:15:01 · answer #3 · answered by Kai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-06-05 22:15:20 · answer #4 · answered by Rakesh A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good
2006-06-05 22:13:51 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not dat funny
2006-06-05 22:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by hs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but that really wasn't that funny.
2006-06-05 23:06:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could not understand..
2006-06-05 22:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by neha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed that one, thanks.
2006-06-05 22:29:47 · answer #9 · answered by Brown Sugar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋