2006-06-05 21:18:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
*rubbing hands together with glee*
* "Hello, is this the FBI? Yeah, I want to report my boyfriend, I think he is planning a terror attack...."
* Hide a fish underneath the rug in the back of his car. Wait a few days and the stink should drive people away from him.
* Get a couple of killer bee hives and mail them to him.
* Advertise on Craigslist using his address: "GARAGE SALE: EVERYTHING MUST GO!"
* Rub Ben-Gay all over his tightie-whities.
* Clip the ends off all of his condoms, place them back in the packets, and reseal them.
* Wait until his rear windshield becomes very dusty, and then use your finger to inscribe "I CAN'T STAND BLACK PEOPLE" in the dust. This works best if he has to drive through Harlem on the way to work every day. Replace the word "black" with "Hispanic" if he lives in LA, or with the word "Asian" if he lives in Hawaii.
* Watch the following music videos and films for more ideas: WAITING TO EXHALE, Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone", Blu Cantrell's "Hit 'Em Up Style", and The Dixie Chicks' "Goodbye Earl".
2006-06-05 21:48:09 · answer #1 · answered by EddieN120 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-08 03:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does your computer have a printer?
Print up a postcard that says " Congratulations! You have been selected as N.A.M.B.L.A.s man of the year!" and send it to his work. (N.A.M.B.L.A. is the North American Man Boy Love Association) Send this postcard to him at work.
A postcard welcoming him to the K.K.K. sent directly to his home works well if he has an ethnic postal carrier. Even if he doesn't , every postal worker of color will know where he lives by the time it gets delivered. They will probably visit him...
Print up flyers for a party at his address and distribute them on a college campus.
My personal favorite, (and yes, I've done this one) is a flyer that says " Hi! My name is __________, and my doctor says I need to lose a lot of weight fast. I'll walk your dog anytime of the day or night absolutely free! (inset phone # here)" Go to a fairly good sized mall and start putting flyers on windshields.
Did you know that you can buy dandelion seeds on-line? Seed his yard at 3 a.m.
Call a major chain bookstore, like Borders or Barnes and Noble. Order a copy of "The Anarchists Cookbook" in his name. Mail in the payment in the form of a money order that a male friend fills out with your ex's name and address. He will be instantly placed on an F.B.I. watchlist (probably Homeland Security too...). I'm not sure if this one will still work, they may require someone to order the book in person because it is considered a security issue.
Above all, have fun with it.
-SD-
2006-06-05 22:03:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I did to my ex is pretty bad find a completely fuckable guy go to the party where you ex-boyfriend is and be all over the guy right in front of him then take him upstairs and **** his brains out (new guy) really loudly then date that guy for a year then date the ex's uncle for a few months then i get pregnant with my loser ex's dayghter and then the three of you move in with your mom and step dad and make every day of his life a living hell or you could reverse it find a completely butt ugly fat girl and get her to be all over your ex or just take all his **** and sell it run up a huge credit card bill for him take him for all he's worth those fuckers dont deserve anything better
2006-06-05 21:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set up a webiste with his picture telling the world how bad he is. If you can get a hold of his toothbrush put it in the toilet or in your a s s and take a picture while it is in there. Put the toothbrush back and then after he uses it send it to him and put the picture on the website.
If he has a job go to his company and cuss him out in front of his boss.
2006-06-05 21:20:59 · answer #5 · answered by insight-education.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, let him/her go and never talk again. Really. That got to me ex more than anything. They have an ego that will not quit. They are fed by their ego. The more times that you talk and attempt to get them back, the larger the ego,
2006-06-05 21:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by grannywinkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is it that people always want revenge after a relationship goes bad?
move on, get someone else and your best form of revenge is to let the b*&^%$#d ex see you extremely happy with your new love
2006-06-05 21:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by getafix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you ever tested out Pull Your Ex Back program? Try on this site : http://ExRecoveryFormula.com . This can undoubtedly teach people!
2014-08-19 19:44:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
honestly. do just move on. do better than he ever will. move on in life, in love. look good, and find a man who adores you. that way when you bump into the loser at the grocery store, he can see how wonderful your life is without him, and mope for a while that he's not in it. (this seriously makes you feel better, and will f*** with him in the long run)
good luck
2006-06-05 21:28:40 · answer #9 · answered by bluebonnie1991 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
offer to cook him a meal and then put dog food in it.
put maggots in his car or house
geta load of rotten eggs and put them in his house
say u want to go to a hotel with him for sex get him naked and then kick him out the door.
2006-06-05 21:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋