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I went out with a fellow who was on the shy side. ( put mildly) How he got the courage to ask for date in first place was beyond me, but he did. So what made it a bad date? In the restaurant we were seated at a table that had the salt shaker, but no pepper shaker. He happened to want the pepper, but when the waitress came by, he got tongue tied and asked her for the pecker shaper. He became so embarrassed that he got up from the table and disappeared. So there I was, with no date at all. That makes a bad date, right?

2006-06-05 19:36:30 · answer #1 · answered by busybody12 5 · 1 1

I once took a vegan to a steakhouse. She looked like she was going to get sick just being in there. Then we went to a party where someone threw up on her. She then left with a girl she knew. Her friend was drunk so she drove....unfortunately she was drunk too and got a DWI.

I had a great time though: Steak and entertainment.

2006-06-06 02:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by Gregie 4 · 0 0

This one going to be hard to believe but it is true

I went on a date with what was once a good friend of mine. We had drank together many times at party's and decided to go on a date. Well before he picked me up, I didn't know he had got high too. He picked me up with one of his old uncles. We got some beer, well by then he was way out there. I seen this guy, ride a jack *** down the high way for hours. Then when it was time to go to eat BBQ, we was all drinking some more. Well I had to go to the bathroom. When i came out I noticed everyone was either looking at me or them at the table. I wondered what they was laughing at. We finished eating, and was just talking and finishing our drinks. Well they was laughing and acting like school girls. Then one of them said I ate some much I could just pop. The other one was laughing so laughed people was looking around at us. Then my date lifted up his butt and farted really loud, they whole place heard him. He was laughing so hard he was crying. Then the other one farted. I wanted to just die, I was glad I was at least drunk. It did not stop their, they fart and I like to gagged my food up. When we left that place everyone was giving us a dirty look but I couldn't blame them. I was so embarrassed, I could die.

2006-06-06 02:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I went out with this guy who was totally conservative (to the point of being absolutely religious) and all he did was criticize his ex-girlfriend. To top it all, he wore a cap in a formal restaurant. I kept thinking, is it because he's going bald. I never knew what it really was about. :)

2006-06-06 02:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by WaterStrider 5 · 0 0

For some reason this guy thought it was ok to keep pawing me during our FIRST DATE. I had to punch him in the face! What a creep!

2006-06-06 02:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by mamabunny 4 · 0 0

On my first date with my ex he took me to a pool hall (I can't play, and as it turned out, neither could he) that had carpet that smelt like vomit, classy.

2006-06-06 02:47:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

was trying to read your blog. could u make fonts bigger? i nearly broke my eyes trying to read.

2006-06-06 02:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by jacky 6 · 0 0

i dunno if this is what your looking for, but i dated a girl who soon thereafter became a nun

2006-06-06 02:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by shssta 2 · 0 0

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