2006-06-05 19:24:43 · 21 answers · asked by ianr1984 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No really, no woman I know has wanted to venture there, so why would he?
2006-06-05 19:32:01 · update #1
Oh yeah.
2006-06-05 19:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by procrastinate_now 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Gods Kind Comes From Whats In Your Pants Yes That Place You Shouldn't Have Your Hands
2006-06-06 02:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a consuming fire. You would be smoke before
he ever got near your pants or panties, whatever. Deuteronomy 4;24. Ezekiel 8;2.
I Corinthians 13;8a Love never fails.
2006-06-06 02:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better becareful. if he's omnipresent, that means he can do what ever he wants if he were in your pants!!!! you might wake up castrated for asking such a question. BETTER WATCH OUT!!!! the family jewels might end up getting pawned and burned!!!! YIKES!!! no i mean OUCH!!!!
2006-06-06 02:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by vanessa w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, tell u the difference between right and wrong - even if you won't listen. God is truly everywhere
2006-06-06 02:30:30 · answer #5 · answered by letmesurpriseu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Well, I would not go graphic to say that He is in your pants. What it means however is that He is everywhere... He is in your room, at school, on your job, in the mall... and clearly in our Church.... why? Because he dwells with His people, and fellowships and tabernacles with us.
2006-06-06 02:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by Drewy-D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, and the devil lives under your bed, seriously he said so in this movie i own, which really sucks cause at the time of the movie i was sleeping in the bottom bunk of a bunk bed set, so it was kinda like he slept over and under
2006-06-06 02:29:50 · answer #7 · answered by spookiebutt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends if you took a shower yesterday! It's been said that 'Cleanliness is next to Godliness'... LOL.
So, are you pure and clean through and through though?? Hehe..
2006-06-06 02:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Arf Bee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Techicaly yes....
but if you wana look at it that way... he's also in other places.... wich means other places are in your pants in a way too... and some places you don't whant in your pants....
2006-06-06 02:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by CrazyCat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means he's in your conscience and that the head on your shoulders should speak louder than the one that isnt.
2006-06-06 02:28:43 · answer #10 · answered by dph_40 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, except for that large stinky mass in the back. That one is all yours baby.
2006-06-06 02:27:49 · answer #11 · answered by deenerzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋