If you were a god, would you.. .?

Question

Reveal yourself as a burning bush rather than talking as an intellectual to Moses?
Kill your enemy’s innocent children rather than your enemies?
Create a race and then kill them all in a violent and suffocating flood?
Rule as a communist, never listening to your angels? And when one speaks up you smite them down?
Make a sole man create a boat so large that is not feasible at the time?
Accept offerings of slain and mutilated animals?
Forgive those that murder in your name?

Thanks for the addition...
Would you also destroy every computer?

Blackjaguar: Whom did Lucifer ever kill. How many millions were killed when god flooded the earth? Did lucifer ever in the bible kill an innocent baby? Read the bible, God had no problem with slaying babies. Lucifer never harmed a soul other than contest god himself. Sounds like lucifer had a good reason...

very weird youtube video... uhm yeah...

Ha Ha, I like this argument "Satan sinned first". My brother and I used to use that all the time. Maaaw! He hit me first!

spamandham, I like your attitude. Don't forget to heal those with hangovers the next morning!

marvs36, the question may be humorous in nature, but the question is a valid one. If your son upset you, would you kill your own first born grandchild to punish your son? That's what god did in Egypt. He didn't punish the Egyptians that upset him, he murdered their children

Answer 1

I would have kept quite, doing nothing, as human beings are powerful on earth. I would have kept myself aloof at Heaven enjoying myself without bothering what is happening on this earth.

Answer 2

-Reveal yourself as a burning bush rather than talking as an intellectual to Moses?

god's not intellectual, you heathen! logic is a tool of the devil!

-Kill your enemy’s innocent children rather than your enemies?

i'd kill'em both. but save the women fer booty.

-Create a race and then kill them all in a violent and suffocating flood?

yea and you wouldnt be able to understand why i would do this because you're just a hoomin. sinful hoomin.

-Rule as a communist, never listening to your angels? And when one speaks up you smite them down?

none of yer business, i'm god

-Make a sole man create a boat so large that is not feasible at the time?

i held it together, because i was being nice that day

-Accept offerings of slain and mutilated animals?

why not? it shows you put some effort into it!

-Forgive those that murder in your name?

i'm going to flick their noses for eternity fer giving me a bad name down there. i can do that just fine by myself, thank you!

Answer 3

No man will do that.... Our mind is limited compared to Him. And God has his own reasons in doing all of that. Men have been bad for centuries, but he knows how to keep promises. Mankind did not perish entirely anymore by great floods and He saved us from sins through Jesus.

If you don't understand why He have done all the things you asked, then I cannot help you. You're making it sound like our Lord is as bad as every human being might do, but no... God is not a Human and you are a Human so it is not for you to judge God in His decisions because your Human mind cannot understand this. We are bound by the limitations of the earthly mind and God is the infinity, He knows all and you do not...

Answer 4

Well since I generally wake up everyday and say to my self "You are God" this is the type of question that I need to answer. Well with all my universe manipulation powers I think this world would be in total chaos. Lets see I would probably keep a really low profile until the mood just struck me to create mass carnage. Yep that's the way of the gods. ; )
About the things you asked, no I don't believe I would do any of them really. They lack the artistic cruelty I would display in my god-hood

Answer 5

Sometimes I ask the same queries....Would you let millions of hungry small children perish of hunger and let the rich spend on millions for skyscrapers/ yachts/etc. or gamble in casinos? Would you allow the oil leaks on the seven seas kill millions of the fish/whales go unpunished? Will you let those who accept donations ON A WORLWIDE SCALE of humans hit by disasters be DEPRIVED of what should be theirs by STEALING the relief goods as the shipment is airlifted to their destinations? That is why I PRAY---cuz God 'will wipe the tears from their eyes' and punish the transgressions of the sinful---Believe o ye of little faith...If God were Morgan Freeman would you buy hip-hop CDs?

Answer 6

You have no understanding of any of this. If you did you wouldn't be so bitter. I sometimes wish that God wouldn't make so many in this world blind and deaf, but it will be all to His glory one day. I will pray for you, as anything I would tell you today, you would not understand. But I will say that Jesus loves you,as I'm pretty sure we all know what love is. Try asking God for wisdom, when you read his word.

Answer 7

BRAVO!!!! You nail this one!!! The only problem is that you talk as if he is real. Ghost stories are fiction, just like the bible. If I was a god right now I would get ride of every religiouse text in the world maybe then we would have world peace...oh and get rid of Bush

Answer 8

Satan sinned first, and was casted along with his angels out of heaven. Sin is what happened to this world. It wouldn't of ever happened like this is Satan=Lucifer wouldn't of sinned in his heart and desired to be in Gods place, then deceived eve.

Answer 9

I see how you've just taken everything from G-ds actions and made him seem like the bad guy. Lucifer wanted to take G-ds place not talk back to him. Understood? But you should never want to be G-d. Ever. G-ds not's the bad guy here.

Answer 10

I'm not a god. I wasn't there when the stars were put in the sky. I wasn't there when the oceans were formed. I wasn't there when DNA was thought of. What right does the clay have to question the potter?

Answer 11

In addition I would also destroy every computer,
"satins helper" that allows questions like this be asked. No matter how we as christians try and help lead the way to Christ, there are hundreds of you joking and smiteing His name in the process. Please go to church and ask this question. At least you will have been in church.