2006-06-05 16:48:56 · 9 answers · asked by Dazza 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Go to a fruitshop, and purposely hold two honeydew in front of ur bossom and ask the guy with the most cutest and innocent expression "How are my melons?"
2006-06-05 16:54:05 · answer #1 · answered by kthsdm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
were do i start...........
Lets play Titanic, when I say iceberg, you go down.
You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise.
Call me Fred Flintstone, because I'll make your Bedrock.
If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?
Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you
Wearing a bra?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?
You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in
Your pants.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that
Pops up.
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
Do you sleep on your stomach? "NO." Can I?
Playing doctor is for kids. Hoabout me and you play gynecologist.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? Well then, allow me to
Introduce myself.
The word for the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the
Word.
Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like a piece of Irish in you?
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
Hi, my name is Kelli. Don't forget it because you'll be screaming it
Later on tonight.
I'm new in town, could you give the directions to your apartment.
I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!
That's a nice smile, its just too bad that's not the only thing you're
Wearing.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
2006-06-05 23:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One word - "Hi".
That's it. If you're a girl approaching a guy, you automatically have a really good chance of going out with him.
2006-06-05 23:52:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you hungry honey? I got some hair pie (-:.
2006-06-05 23:51:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, works for me.
2006-06-05 23:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my phone number, can I have yours.
2006-06-05 23:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by maryannmccarthy2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could use( want go up)
2006-06-05 23:51:29 · answer #7 · answered by cutiegirlask 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come here, baby
2006-06-05 23:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my vagina so horny
2006-06-05 23:50:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋