Ever since i was a i child ive alwys been fasincated with my own poop. I would play with it,draw with it and roll it up and throw it around like a small ball. But then i tasted it when i was a child..as you can expect it tasted horrible but for some reason ive grown addicted to it. Now its like 20 years later and i still cannot go a day without eating some poop. I will sometimes save it in a napkin and put it in freezer let it harden and put it in a plastic baggie..then i will take it to work and munch on it like a little chocolate snack..I know there are obvious health risks i think i can blame my horrible habit for my incredable girth.It is effecting my smell..my B.O is already legendary but add to it i have literal sh*tbreath....ITs affecting my dating game depsite my looks and charm, my smells and habits alwys drives the women away..please i really need help i dont want to tell my family becuz i dont want them disgusted with me please help
2006-06-05 15:32:26 · 14 answers · asked by Real-Italian-Stallion 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
take some of yor poop, mix it with some very strong mint and curry paste, stir it all together and make it into a better smelling
poop pate.
The added smell of the indian spices and the mint, should take away the worst affects from your breath, so better luck with the babes
2006-06-08 16:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by kel 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
don't really care if you are addicted to it just don't eat it then after your're done with your habbit you may tell your family about and then you can catch the ladies and it may change lot of things for you!
2006-06-05 15:39:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, u need to tell ur family 1#
then go to the doctor or visit specialist for conseling
2006-06-05 15:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by chila_vie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two words come to mind: serious therapy
2006-06-05 15:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by besoseda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh...I am going to throw up writing this.............
So...you take a poop and still see little kernals of corn it it.......you eat the poop........is the corn still in it? or has it become cream corn?
2006-06-08 08:53:45 · answer #5 · answered by txchiflada806 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg you are even making poopsicles....pleeeez learn to plop and flush immediately
2006-06-05 17:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by SuNnY BlOnDe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a freak
2006-06-05 15:43:34 · answer #7 · answered by mysr28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg!!!!!!!!!! thats juss really nasty u need to tell your family then find some serious help asap!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-05 15:40:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sick.......whatever you are!!!!!!!!! Lose some weight and get a life........nasty *** liar!!!!
2006-06-05 17:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by depp_lover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so you came here to disgust us?
2006-06-05 15:36:06 · answer #10 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋