2006-06-05 15:16:23 · 13 answers · asked by hoopersalive 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Either that, or he was very credible. That's sort of sweet though. Would write more but I've got to go and rape a few spaniels and try not to get offended by the armies of people telling me a loving god's going to fry me in hell for all eternity. Keep em coming boyo. So to speak.
2006-06-06 10:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by helen s 2 · 14⤊ 16⤋
I believe that an awful thing happened to Mary and to cover up the incident, since the child may not come out looking like Joseph, that they made up a story and it snowballed.
2006-06-05 15:24:44 · answer #2 · answered by WithLoveMaura 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either one of the two or she was trippin! Maybe sha was schizo coz her son JC obviously had the gene too coz he went about saying he was the messiah! Theyd lock a woman up for saying she was havin the son of god these days and look what she did! And check the amount of people who've been sucked in by that floozies lies!!!
2006-06-05 16:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by skybound767 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could you be more disrespectful to the beliefs of others?
I know you believe you are better than anyone else and should be allowed to rape babies, kill people's dogs and beat the elderly but other people may not share this view and may consider the beliefs and morals of others to be worth a modicum of respect or at least consideration.
2006-06-05 15:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary wanted a Son from God
but it wasn't the almighty
who crawled up her nightie#It was the Rabbi
the dirty old sod.
2006-06-05 18:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy Tart!!!!!!!!! - Go and wash your mouth out with soap you naughty little boy.
You are going to get you bottom smacked when your mum reads this - don't think she doesn't know how to get onto your computer.....she has been reading through all your stuff for weeks!
Now, go and get on with your homework.
2006-06-05 21:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by sal-your pal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary was a "virgin" and she didnt have joseph's baby she had gods child.
2006-06-05 15:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by Educated 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finaly someone asking the real question impregnated by god
ide say that to if the punishment was to be stoned to death.
she was unmarried and pregnant commanly known as
**** /whore/tart/floosy/ loose woman/
2006-06-05 15:51:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No-one knows. No-one will ever know. But I bet you had a laugh offending people on here, which really isn't very nice.
2006-06-05 17:47:11 · answer #9 · answered by justasiam29 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joseph had no sperms.So God gave sperms perhaps
2006-06-05 16:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by leowin1948 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They did have rubbers back then. I think they didn't know about pre come
2006-06-05 15:27:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋