Serously, what's this about women being people, Feminists get over it because: Women are not people, they are devices made by the lord Jesus Christ for the sexuall gratifacation of men!!! You can't change that by making Fireman into fireperson!!
2006-06-05 15:09:07 · 14 answers · asked by mare0705 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have a good woman who likes being my sex slave and accepts that she is a second class citizen when compared to a great man like me.
Yours in Christ,
Steven
2006-06-05 15:35:54 · update #1
P.S. my woman has never had an orgasm, owning to the fact that when my woman has sex with me, she never is aloud to speak or show any visible signs of satisfaction.
Yours in christ,
Steven
2006-06-05 15:38:42 · update #2
That last response, I am not a christian isn't true,
I am and this question was just a joke.
Get over it.
2006-06-06 11:08:14 · update #3
God didn't make Eve out of a bone from Adams feet. He made Eve out of a rib in Adams side, which makes her equal. So you can't wipe your feet on women, but women stand along side of you, and unlike you, she has a brain and knows how to tame you. She happens to own the device!!
2006-06-05 15:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by dogwoodpetal 3 · 11⤊ 0⤋
Eve was made from Adams side as an equal to walk beside him.
Eve was not made from the feet to be trambled or the head to lord over him. Woman was made to be a soul mate for man to fill the void in his heart and help to continue the human race so God would have millions of brothers and sisters to share with His Son Jesus.
2006-06-05 23:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by Bogey 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You make me sad. For one thing, I get about ten times the amount of orgasms as my husband per session, so I feel sorry for "your woman." Also, I feel bad for her because she is obviously being mentally abused.
Women are the mental equals, if not superiors, of men. Most of the men I know would be lost without their wives telling them what they need to do from day to day.
Did you know that women are more likely to outlive their men by more than five years, yet men are more likely to die within the first five years after the death of their women? Just a little food for thought.
2006-06-05 22:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by Ally 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should have a long talk on this subject with your mother and every female teacher that ever passed any kind of knowledge into your testosterone driven Neanderthal brain. I am by no means calling myself a feminist, but I am very grateful to have a husband, son and several male students who don't think of me that way. Eve was made from Adam's rib (from flesh of his side) not from his feet or the dust underneath them. It was Adam who was formed from the dust.
2006-06-05 22:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by TRACY B 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can call them fireman and policeman. You can call it a manhole and men at work. You can call it menstruating and menopause but i think men were put on this world to sexually gratify women after all God made our orgasm better than yours.
2006-06-05 22:29:11 · answer #5 · answered by mia 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a hoax. You are not a Christian. You are deliberately acting like a Christian and talking wrong about women just to pursade people to hate Christ.
HE IS NOT A CHRISTIAN!! DO NOT PLAY HIS GAME!!
2006-06-06 12:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by man_id_unknown 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with Jen and tracy B. I'm so glad I got male friends that don't see me that way and see me as an equal to them. Ur question is insulting even if it is a joke.
2006-06-05 22:31:44 · answer #7 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If all you have is a device, you're missing out on the good stuff. Sorry to hear that.
2006-06-05 22:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by Consuming Fire 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL amen brother, praise the lord
2006-06-05 22:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by jbsoileau 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually find these types of jokes funny but this one is just insulting no matter how non-serious it is.
2006-06-05 22:17:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋