2006-06-05 12:37:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hope they have blueberry!
2006-06-05 12:44:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hold the milk, put back the sugar
They are powerless to console
We've gathered here to sprinkle ashes
From out late friend's cereal bowl.
Breakfast Clubbers, say the motto
That he taught us to repeat
"You will lose it in your gym class
If you wait 'till noon to eat."
Back when the Chess Club said out eggs were soft
Every Monday he'd say grace and hold our juice aloft
Oh, none of us knew his checkout time would come so soon
But before his brain stopped waving, he composed this tune:
When the toast is burned
And all the milk has turned
And captain crunch is waving farewell
When the big one finds you
May this song remind you
That they don't serve breakfast in hell
Breakfast clubbers, drop the hankies
Though to some our friend was odd,
That day he bought those pine pajamas
His check was good with God.
Those here without the Lord,
How do you cope?
For this morning we don't mourn
Like those who have no hope
Oh, rise up, Fruit Loop lovers -
Sing out sweet & low
With spoons held high
We bid our brother, "Cheerio!"
By Steve Taylor
2006-06-05 13:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by Hyzakyt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only that one bagel everyone tries to avoid..i forget what they call them..poppleberry or something..they have those annoying little dots on them..and they get stuck in your teeth..and they have no taste..they are just there to annoy people...and i imagine you don't get any lowfat spreads for the bagel either..you have to eat it plain :(
2006-06-05 12:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure they will have an ala carte menu to pick from, with choices like poopberries and cream, SINnamon raisin, and plain bagels with maggot cream cheese, lake-o-fire toasted.
2006-06-05 15:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you implying that all Jews go to hell?
I hope they have the lender's bagels with raisins.
2006-06-05 14:27:43 · answer #5 · answered by Lester Green 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anchovy bagels with Poop as your cream cheese....served everyday for breakfast.
Kinda makes you wanna be good, doesn't it?
2006-06-05 12:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ginny Lou the Peachy One 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same flavors they serve eveywhere else.
2006-06-05 12:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by Big.Dave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Religious bigot filling with cream cheese & hot mustard! Yumm!
2006-06-05 12:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no food in Hell
2006-06-05 12:40:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ones with pieces of onion in them, the ones that the onion is always burnt?
2006-06-05 12:40:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello thegreatwhit... :)
They will not serve any food in hell..but if they did, it would probably be deviled ham.. :(
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ..
2006-06-05 12:40:30 · answer #11 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋