Mowing the lawn?
2006-06-05 10:52:02 · 7 answers · asked by The Bearded One 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I have had all sorts of gas passed upon me during "you know."
While mowing the lawn, I have passed some of the best gas of my life. It's the perfect opportunity! A noisy lawn mower drowns out the sound, the smell of freshly cut grass masks the smell.... You can give up weeks worth of pent up farts with one mow of the front yard. Just be careful you don't soil yourself straining.
2006-06-06 01:07:51 · answer #1 · answered by Dave 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't mow the lawn, the neighborhood HOA has an army of illegal immigrants that take care of that for me. And if they fart, I don't know about it because the noise and the smell of fresh grass clippings covers it up.
2006-06-05 19:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it was a small air pocket with no odor. Nothing serious, she didn't notice so I made no light of it.
2006-06-05 17:59:02 · answer #3 · answered by karnotda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure some people probably have but were too ashamed to admit it.
2006-06-05 17:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by Albertka 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if ur doing in doggy and u turn back around most girls queef.. how ever u spell it which is aslo know as a pussy fart...
2006-06-05 17:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by xplaygirlx206 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have it was funny but it wasnt that serious
2006-06-05 17:55:41 · answer #6 · answered by lala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank god that the mower is loud...
2006-06-05 19:33:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋