Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 19 September 2007

Subject: Grandma's Boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and
watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the
comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she
started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door
and
there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your
Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

2007-09-19 04:27:47 · 10 answers · asked by siobhansofie 4

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Did you know there is a minimum word limit to the questions you ask?

2007-09-19 04:27:32 · 6 answers · asked by Lady M 6

10 ⤊

Why are you in P&S?

I was going to ask "Why P&S?", but it wouldn't let me...

2007-09-19 04:26:49 · 12 answers · asked by Lady M 6

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There's a specialized online dating site for very attractive people. Would you apply to be on it?

2007-09-19 04:26:37 · 5 answers · asked by txpsychchick 4

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How is this for butt day?

cat's like to show off their a** too ♥

2007-09-19 04:25:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Can I say something ?

BOO!

2007-09-19 04:25:20 · 18 answers · asked by YAHOO GHOST 4

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It is free Popcorn day here at the VA Hospital, want some?

2007-09-19 04:24:28 · 8 answers · asked by Jon C 6

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Did you let him choose your child's name?

Or did you make the important decision ?

2007-09-19 04:22:32 · 19 answers · asked by Luv 3

10 ⤊

If I promise to bring it back.........?

Will you let me borrow your car. Mine is a 2 seater. I need a back seat.

2007-09-19 04:21:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Polls & Surveys - 19 September 2007

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Do you have a heart of tenderness for someone?

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Are you being good today?

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I think the people of Yahoo are stalking me.........?

What Do you think about the abbreviation for the ~ South Lake Union Trolley~ in Seattle WA???.?

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Just how provocative are you....?

don't you just love grandma?