Subject: Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and
watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the
comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she
started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door
and
there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your
Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
2007-09-19 04:27:47 · 10 answers · asked by siobhansofie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I LOOOOOOOVE Grandma! =)
2007-09-19 04:29:54 · answer #1 · answered by Georgia Rose 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I loved both my Grandmothers dearly. Now that they are gone, I wish I had asked them things I can't. I wish I could talk to them to this day. Once I really got to know them, they had a great perspective that comes with love and age. I think true maturity comes when you realize your parents and grandparents were people; people like any other, with experiences, loves, mistakes and stories. These people, for better or for worse are what makes you, you whether you have daily contact with them or not. Your Grandma may feel a bit removed for you, as many of the older generation are, but they are a wealth of information, learning and history. Learn to love her, she isn't going to be around forever.
2016-05-18 05:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice very good.
A blonde suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her so she leaves for home early from work one day. She gets to the house, opens the door to see her boyfriend in the arms of a brunette. The blonde screams "I knew it! I knew you were cheating", the man replies "honey Im sorry its....its not what it looks like!" The blonde begins to cry as she reaches in her purse and pulls out a revolver. She points the gun to her own head.........
"HONEY, NO.. DONT!!" screamed the boyfriend..........the blonde replied "Shut-up, your next"
2007-09-19 08:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-19 04:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is hilarious! And yes I love my Grandma!
2007-09-19 04:39:04 · answer #5 · answered by Natalie V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha looks like she got a floppy telly.....terrrrrriffffficccccc joke 10/10 xxxxxx
2007-09-19 09:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Especially her cooking
2007-09-19 04:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by lifescircle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. grandma is a pimp.
2007-09-19 04:32:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's A Good One! Thanks!
2007-09-19 04:35:09 · answer #9 · answered by Red Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-09-19 04:54:33 · answer #10 · answered by BOOM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋