Polls & Surveys - 14 January 2007

2007-01-14 09:52:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-14 09:52:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

your unexpected luck helped you achieve something?

2007-01-14 09:51:06 · 13 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7

2007-01-14 09:50:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please describe the setting and your experience. Was it a theme party? surprise party? limo ride? open bar? where was it? when was it? why was it so cool?

2007-01-14 09:50:09 · 8 answers · asked by Siege 2

I do, they are most comfortable.

2007-01-14 09:50:02 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

Tell me a lie, liar.

2007-01-14 09:48:25 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-14 09:48:19 · 21 answers · asked by Kirsty 7

2007-01-14 09:47:27 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

and whats the location?

2007-01-14 09:47:18 · 7 answers · asked by Jeff B 3

2007-01-14 09:46:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-14 09:44:29 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5

2007-01-14 09:44:28 · 21 answers · asked by JustLynn 6

2007-01-14 09:43:47 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5

B & Q JOB APPLICATION



This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to

B&Q in Tunbridge Wells.



They hired him because he was so funny.....





NAME:

Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)



Sex:

Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will

cooperate)



DESIRED POSITION:

Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's

available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying in the

first place - would I?



DESIRED SALARY:

£150,000 a year plus share options and a Tony Blair style redundancy

package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.



EDUCATION:

Yes.



LAST POSITION HELD:

Target for middle management hostility.



PREVIOUS SALARY:

A lot less than I'm worth.



MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:

My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.



REASON FOR LEAVING:

It was a crap job.



HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:

Any.



PREFERRED HOURS:

1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.



DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:

Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.



MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:

If I had one, would I be here?



DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT COULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP

TO 50 lbs.?:

Of what?



DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:

I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that

runs?"



HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:

I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday

Offer, so they tell me.



DO YOU SMOKE?:

On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!



WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:

Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish supermodel with big

**** and who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.



Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.



NEAREST RELATIVE?:

7 miles



DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR

KNOWLEDGE?:

Oh yes, absolutely.

2007-01-14 09:43:10 · 14 answers · asked by iluvafrica 5

if you say ipod: nano, mini, or shuffle? if you say cell phone: cingular, razor, or something else???

2007-01-14 09:42:52 · 29 answers · asked by pigtails101 2

2007-01-14 09:42:51 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5

2007-01-14 09:42:14 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5

2007-01-14 09:41:31 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5

Billy Graham
Jim Baker
Oral Roberts
L. Ron Hubbard
NOrm from Cheers

2007-01-14 09:41:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

dance you ever danced?

2007-01-14 09:41:08 · 8 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7

- even for a dare

2007-01-14 09:40:56 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5

2007-01-14 09:40:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

should i paint my nails? i usualy paint em black but i think ima paint em a diffrent color this time :)

2007-01-14 09:40:36 · 20 answers · asked by Dark~Angel 3

willing to take the risk?

2007-01-14 09:40:18 · 3 answers · asked by ? 7

2007-01-14 09:40:04 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5

Does the thought of that make you smile?

2007-01-14 09:40:01 · 15 answers · asked by Feathery 6

2007-01-14 09:39:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

You scored: -14.29%!
Yikes, you are quite stupid. In fact, you are a "Potential Darwin
Award Winner." Google that if you're not sure what it means. Bang
your head against the wall if you don't know what Google is.
Basically, think long and hard about procreating.

Sincerely,
20 Question Quizzes

they called me stupid! how messed up is that?

http://20questionquizzes.com/ try it and post ur results :)

2007-01-14 09:39:32 · 11 answers · asked by Dark~Angel 3

2007-01-14 09:39:22 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5