I'm working on a lovely Valentine's Day poem to let her know that I really care. Right now I only have a few brief statements but I still have some time to incorporate it all together.
Let me know what you think.
Baby your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
You're one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
You're one taco short of a combination platter.
You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
Baby you're a few peas short of a casserole.
You have too much yardage between the goal posts.
You may not be the brightest bulb on the tree, but you do blink once in a while.
You're about as sharp as a marble.
Do you think she'll love it or what?
2007-01-08
10:24:43
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