I'm working on a lovely Valentine's Day poem to let her know that I really care. Right now I only have a few brief statements but I still have some time to incorporate it all together.
Let me know what you think.
Baby your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
You're one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
You're one taco short of a combination platter.
You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
Baby you're a few peas short of a casserole.
You have too much yardage between the goal posts.
You may not be the brightest bulb on the tree, but you do blink once in a while.
You're about as sharp as a marble.
Do you think she'll love it or what?
2007-01-08 10:24:43 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The fruit loop and taco ones have too go. They are too old and worn out. The other ones are not too bad
How about If you were any more empty headed I could use you for a candy bowl?
2007-01-08 10:28:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Personally i don't. It's unique but try to make her feel special on v-day not insulted. But if your tryin to be funny then you did good, and she'll prob slap u laugh and give u a kiss.
2007-01-08 10:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
With all that going on for her, I bet she is really sweet.
If half of those things are true, How can she even read the card.
She will love it. I hope you drew some pictures.
2007-01-08 12:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by Jungleroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if ur trying to be romantically funny, I'll say u half-succeeded cuz i think the metaphors used are inappropriate like a boxing match with pillows as gloves so it becomes a pillow fight instead.
2007-01-08 10:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your words have moved me so. I'm sure it will strike a chord in your girlfriend as well. Best of luck.
2007-01-08 10:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe some women would like that..but if it was me I would just burst out laughing.
2007-01-08 10:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just make out with her, she'll like that better.
2007-01-08 10:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
the cow will love it.
kinda brings a tear to me eye.
2007-01-08 10:42:03 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she's as dull as you say, she won't really understand it, so of course she'll love it!
2007-01-08 10:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh she will differently love it... she is going to look straight into your eyes and reach up and wrap her hands around your throat and squeeze
2007-01-08 11:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋